Breasts...

[Happy-Go-Lucky]

Having a big bust never got me the right kinda attention. They attract the wrong kinda guys who talk to your chest, and try something unwanted and too forward in a dark corner if they have the chance. I've had to run off into the night at 4am in St Andrews after a guy lunged at me on the beach at castle sands after spending an evening squaring up to my chest. The only advantage I ever had from a biggish bust was the potential to store small objects in the little pocket of my bra that forms between the 2 cups. Not that mine were ever huge. The most I've ever been is a C cup. Life is definately better without them. When I was a lot lighter than I am now, I barely had any boobs at all to speak of. It was great. No bouncing around, no stuffing into tops and bras. No popping out. And best of all, guys talked to me, not my chest. It was great being an AA cup. I wish I was there now, but I'll need to loose half my body weight before that happens.

[shy]

Know the feeling. As a 34DD (the horror) I get a lot of the lack of eye contact on the part of any warm blooded males. Good for storing small change when you're on a roller coaster though...but any kind of vaguely sexy top looks slutty! Oh, the pain! To be 12 again!

[Sunflower]

[s]shy wrote on 23:13, 25th Nov 2004:
Know the feeling. As a 34DD (the horror) I get a lot of the lack of eye contact on the part of any warm blooded males. Good for storing small change when you're on a roller coaster though...but any kind of vaguely sexy top looks slutty! Oh, the pain! To be 12 again!



Oh I don't know...having a nice chest (38DD) does have its advantages. For one thing, I am able to move through crowds easily because the men get out the way to stare, and I always get service at the pub quickly too. I also use my cleavage for storing items including my credit cards while in London once. They are not all bad...I just didn't believe the guy who was ranting about girls who have cleavage being unattractive.

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Amazingly, I am generally not so terrible at casting covetous glances... practices makes perfect, I suppose but I say to thee buxom girls hold thy bosom proudly because men are cunts... so ignore them.

[Guest]

Boys, boys, boys! Girls can't really choose their breasts you know... you should be happy about what you get, and stop talking... How would you like if we had a willie competition here?

Girl: "Breasts are odd looking, they're for milk, every other person in the world has them, you've seen a million, what is the fuss about?"
Boy: "Actually when you think of it more than everyother person has them. Meat loaf has a nice chest."
Notting Hill almost quote...

[Guest]

[s]Sunflower wrote on 10:59, 25th Nov 2004:
Of course, there also exists the "lovely" men who stare non-stop even while doing a job interview.



let me guess..they gave the job at the end?

[Gubbins]

[s]Unregisted User wrote on 14:33, 25th Nov 2004:
How would you like if we had a willie competition here?

Go on - could be interesting...!

[Light the Rag]

There for show, or there to be squeezed?

[Sunflower]

[s]Unregisted User wrote on 19:12, 25th Nov 2004:

let me guess..they gave the job at the end?


Didn't wait around long enough to find out...don't want to work for an ass who stares at my chest all the time...a lot of guys are actually fairly polite about just glancing briefly or trying to stare when they think I won't notice...staring none stop through a whole interview is very very very creepy.

[Duggeh]

or indeed, bumps

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[DrAlex]

Quoting Light the Rag from 21:37, 28th Nov 2004
There for show, or there to be squeezed?

Classy guy.

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[Bitterandtwisted]

Quoting quarterstaff from 04:11, 24th Nov 2004


and i find ones that are fluid (ie. they take the shape of any vessel in which they are placed) quite grotesque.

it is quite bizarre how many girls seem to think that by showing their massive cleavage/chestflab, which only hold shape because of their bra, they will attract anyone.

"Pizza doughs"!

AKA "Christmas Pesents" as they look better when they're still in the package.

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[DrAlex]

Those are the worst!

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[Dave the Explosive Newt]

I wasn't appreciative of large breasts until relatively recently, but now I must admit there's something captivating about the way in which they move.

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[chat noir]

Admittedly I do understand the fascination with breasts. They're a beautiful part of a woman's body. Generally I prefer a nice C cup and a body that matches, but as long as a girl is comfortable and confident it doesn't matter too much. And in defense of the guys who stare at chests, when a girl is wearing a low-cut shirt and they're just there, it's hard not to look.

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[Duggeh]

Quoting Dave the Explosive Newt from 20:57, 17th Jan 2006
I wasn't appreciative of large breasts until relatively recently, but now I must admit there's something captivating about the way in which they move.

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Like that you mean Will?


semi-hypnotic...


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[Dave the Explosive Newt]

Quoting Duggeh from 21:16, 17th Jan 2006


Like that you mean Will?


semi-hypnotic...


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[Wee Nic the Dobber!!!!!]

"Aaaaw I love a bit of breast"

[The Kaiser]

I really do think that everyone's breasts look best with the rest of them, and any attempt to change them will just look wrong.

With regard to men staring at large breasts - they do tend to draw the eye rather regardless of whether or not one finds them attractive (I don't); this should not be construed as ogling but merely obeying the laws of optics.

[Garnet]

Quoting mossop from 08:04, 25th Nov 2004
[s]bramble wrote on 01:28, 24th Nov 2004:
more than a handfuls a waste.......

Whoever says that has small breasts....

depends on the size of the hands

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