Americans are cocksucking assholes

[ninman]

says it all in the title

[novium]

let me guess: some american girl told you to get lost?

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raheli: face it, this is only a forum in which to display our pointlessly specialised knowledge and ridiculously large vocabluaries, probably under the influence of alcohol.

[big_phil]

No they're not. Most of them are quite pleasant

Quoting ninman from 04:13, 1st Oct 2005
says it all in the title

[Al]

Quoting novium from 07:17, 1st Oct 2005
let me guess: some american girl told you to get lost?

I'd guess there's been more than one.

[Senethro]

THIS THREAD IS EDGY AND COOL

[Eliot Wilson]

I'm certainly in awe of ninman's bold and rebellious iconoclasm.

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[Cain]

I thought that this was an IR past paper question when i logged on, such was the insight and understanding of geopolitics and transatlantic socio-cultural differences.

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I hold an element of surprise

[exnihilo]

That's funny, 'cause I thought "ninman's being a wanker again" when I saw it.

[Steveo]

As did I.

I must say, I remember ninman apologising very quickly when a certain emember of this forum met him in the union, it was most amusing to see the spineless goon crumble.

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

Quoting ninman from 04:13, 1st Oct 2005
says it all in the title

I am sorry to say that a certain American proved this wrong last night.


Won't suck my cock for a tenner eh?! Twat. You needed the cash!

Well it's too late now!

I'm over it!



Arsehole!

[ninman]

I have a question directed solely at novium. Why is it that American girls are either sluts or bitches? I mean you are the rare exception that falls neatly into both categories. But can you explain the American girl view of needing dick every night no matter whose knob it is?

By the way the Wright Brothers were not the first people to fly, just so you know. The Chinese were the first and wright brothers didn't even fly the length of a Jumbo jet wing.

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

Your crass generalisation is painfully transparent as a strained effort at instigating uproar.

ninman has no willy.


Just so you know.

[ninman]

Look my whole purpose in life was to see how far I had to go to get banned. But since I've done all the normal just starting fights with people and exchanging insults and so on, I've had to push myself a little harder to do things that will get me banned. It's unbelievable that after a whole year of doing nothing but sending abuse on a message board Admin still won't ban me.

So if anyone else has any ideas just send me an email. oh and I apologise for all the offensive I ever said, I hope we can all move on from this experience and learn that we shouldn't take message boards too seriously.

Quoting rob 'f*ck off' wine boy from 16:56, 1st Oct 2005
Your crass generalisation is painfully transparent as a strained effort at instigating uproar.

ninman has no willy.


Just so you know.

[Steveo]

You push to be banned, but just get laughed at, how can you not see this?

[DrAlex]

Quoting ninman from 16:48, 1st Oct 2005
Why is it that girls are either sluts or bitches? I mean you are the rare exception that falls neatly into both categories.

I need to remember that one haha.

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[daduffster]

Ah ninman, you're argument is flawed.

You begin by proclaiming that "Americans are cocksucking assholes." At this point, I believe asshole to mean for "generally annoying person who pisses you off," as the logistics of an asshole being able to suck, never mind suck cock, seem quite farfetched.

However, later in the thread, you are of the opinion that novium is "rare exception that falls neatly into both categories," both categories being "sluts and bitches." One would thus conclude that Americans cannot be cocksucking assholes if it is more common to be a slut or a bitch.

As for myself, I think the Americans are a friendly bunch and having nothing personal against. Also, the views reflected by ninman of novium do not reflect my own in any way, i'm sure novium is a very nice person. And ninman...well, I hope your dream of being banned comes true one day but until then, there are plenty of people on these boards laughing at your ludicrous attempts.

[novium]

I'm afraid that you are more out of touch with reality than we previously feared.

First, the vulgar ranting and slurs. Then, a non sequitur which is both off topic and you seem to have forgotten the cardinal rule when spouting such random "unknown facts"- always have a credible link to back it up.

and dear, DO get some help. I'm sure you'll look fabulous in those nice white jackets.

Quoting ninman from 16:48, 1st Oct 2005
I have a question directed solely at novium. Why is it that American girls are either sluts or bitches? I mean you are the rare exception that falls neatly into both categories. But can you explain the American girl view of needing dick every night no matter whose knob it is?

By the way the Wright Brothers were not the first people to fly, just so you know. The Chinese were the first and wright brothers didn't even fly the length of a Jumbo jet wing.

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raheli: face it, this is only a forum in which to display our pointlessly specialised knowledge and ridiculously large vocabluaries, probably under the influence of alcohol.

[ninman]

Btw, I find americans to be loud abnoxious dickheads who go around acting like they own the place.

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

Quoting ninman from 02:45, 2nd Oct 2005
Btw, I find americans to be loud abnoxious dickheads who go around acting like they own the place.

You'll get your green card with no problems then, eh?