Does anyone know what has happened to the International Politics Association (IPA) this year? It is an expensive society to join and usually has good speakers but this year there has been nothing.
Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve