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by **theyahyahyahs** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:29 pm

Hi guys,

Just got wind of the fact that a present my little sister has got me is pretty shit. I have asked her whether she is joking about the present being sub standard and i ahev informed her that she still has time to take it back and get me something better but she doesn't seem to want to budge. I just hope she is lying as i have never had a shit present before.

Have you guys ever got a shit present? If so did you pretend to like it when you opened it? I have already warned her that if it does end up being shit (when opened) that i will not pretend i like it, and i will tell her straight up to her face that it's not what i wanted and thus shit. I hinted at the fact that i will feel around for a while (whilst it is still wrapped up) and if it feels shit i just will toss it in the corner, under the settee or simply back under the tree. It's just really annoying.

by **Malcolm** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:51 pm

Quoting theyahyahyahs from 17:29, 21st Dec 2006
Hi guys,

Just got wind of the fact that a present my little sister has got me is pretty shit. I have asked her whether she is joking about the present being sub standard and i ahev informed her that she still has time to take it back and get me something better but she doesn't seem to want to budge. I just hope she is lying as i have never had a shit present before.

Have you guys ever got a shit present? If so did you pretend to like it when you opened it? I have already warned her that if it does end up being shit (when opened) that i will not pretend i like it, and i will tell her straight up to her face that it's not what i wanted and thus shit. I hinted at the fact that i will feel around for a while (whilst it is still wrapped up) and if it feels shit i just will toss it in the corner, under the settee or simply back under the tree. It's just really annoying.

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I don't think being ungrateful like that is called for.

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by **Lee.Cairns** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:55 pm

The true spirit of christmas.

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by **sweet** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:08 pm

Quoting theyahyahyahs from 17:29, 21st Dec 2006
Hi guys,

Just got wind of the fact that a present my little sister has got me is pretty shit. I have asked her whether she is joking about the present being sub standard and i ahev informed her that she still has time to take it back and get me something better but she doesn't seem to want to budge. I just hope she is lying as i have never had a shit present before.

Have you guys ever got a shit present? If so did you pretend to like it when you opened it? I have already warned her that if it does end up being shit (when opened) that i will not pretend i like it, and i will tell her straight up to her face that it's not what i wanted and thus shit. I hinted at the fact that i will feel around for a while (whilst it is still wrapped up) and if it feels shit i just will toss it in the corner, under the settee or simply back under the tree. It's just really annoying.

It might not be shit you know. It might be a shit stirring stick.

Cherry mishmash!

by **Cain** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:24 pm

i call wind up.

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by **Fozzy Bear** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:30 pm

what's important is the price, not the sentiment with which the gift is given. hasnt the commercialisation of the holiday taught anyone that?

and im curious about what a "sub-standard" present is. based on your previous posts i would assume it is only to do with cost but something you dont want can be very expensive, i dont want the Faroe Islands but im sure they would cost a fortune if someone was to buy them.

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by **Gealle** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:55 pm

Jesus... I'm in banking and even I think you're an ungrateful arsehole...

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by **Tlomiew** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:02 pm

What is wrong with you?

by **Bizarre Atheist** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:39 pm

Booooooooooooooooooo!

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by **Spike** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:24 pm

Bah Humbug

by **theyahyahyahs** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:14 pm

Quoting Tlomiew from 19:02, 21st Dec 2006
What is wrong with you?

Come on guys. You are telling me not one of you has ever got a shit present that you didn't want? Look, in the long run i am actually helping her out. This way she will get me something better and will not have wasted her dollar and consequently she will see me happy. I would not be offended if she said to me that she had heard i had bought her something shit and she wanted it changed.

by **nighteyes** on Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:57 pm

Suck it up! There are some out there that dont get a thing for christmas. Take the gift and be greatful she thinks enough of you to get you anything at all.

I have had plenty of sucky gifts in my time but I have smiled and said thank-you and that was that. Because I knew that they love me and mean well.

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by **Rufus** on Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:45 am

Shit presents are anything with cats on them. I don't dislike cats, but I don't want cat merchandise for Christ's sake.

Saying that. I'd still cherish the present I secretly loathed because I'd value the person who gave me it.

As long as I have sugar mice in my stocking, I'm happy.

by **exnihilo** on Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:51 am

Quoting Rufus from 00:45, 22nd Dec 2006
Shit presents are anything with cats on them. I don't dislike cats, but I don't want cat merchandise for Christ's sake.

Damn those cats and their merchandising scams!

by **Rufus** on Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:59 am

Har har har.

by **orudge** on Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:22 am

Merry Christmas to you too.

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by **angel_kohaku** on Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:29 am

I got a desk set once. I was only about 13. I felt like poor Todd Anderson. (it was only my first though).

I always seem to get toiletries, notebooks and scarves etc. I don't mind getting these, but I don't need them. I'm still trying to use toiletries from Christmas 2004.

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by **wastingtime** on Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:56 pm

its actually incredible how people actually respond as if the post is sincere
brain trainer for christmas?

shit presents: colouring books when i was 17

by **Big X** on Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:42 pm

Quoting theyahyahyahs from 17:29, 21st Dec 2006
Hi guys,

Just got wind of the fact that a present my little sister has got me is pretty shit. I have asked her whether she is joking about the present being sub standard and i ahev informed her that she still has time to take it back and get me something better but she doesn't seem to want to budge. I just hope she is lying as i have never had a shit present before.

Have you guys ever got a shit present? If so did you pretend to like it when you opened it? I have already warned her that if it does end up being shit (when opened) that i will not pretend i like it, and i will tell her straight up to her face that it's not what i wanted and thus shit. I hinted at the fact that i will feel around for a while (whilst it is still wrapped up) and if it feels shit i just will toss it in the corner, under the settee or simply back under the tree. It's just really annoying.

u are right yahyahyah, shit presents are WHACK....i despise them for 2 reasons, 1. they are shit, and i dont want them, 2. it shows that the person giving them either doesnt know me very well (unlikely in this case) or simply CAN'T BE ARSED/DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH DOLLAR to get a decent present. both of which are un-acceptable.

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by **ShinyHappyPerson** on Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:31 pm

Quoting Big X from 17:42, 22nd Dec 2006
Quoting theyahyahyahs from 17:29, 21st Dec 2006
Hi guys,

Just got wind of the fact that a present my little sister has got me is pretty shit. I have asked her whether she is joking about the present being sub standard and i ahev informed her that she still has time to take it back and get me something better but she doesn't seem to want to budge. I just hope she is lying as i have never had a shit present before.

Have you guys ever got a shit present? If so did you pretend to like it when you opened it? I have already warned her that if it does end up being shit (when opened) that i will not pretend i like it, and i will tell her straight up to her face that it's not what i wanted and thus shit. I hinted at the fact that i will feel around for a while (whilst it is still wrapped up) and if it feels shit i just will toss it in the corner, under the settee or simply back under the tree. It's just really annoying.

u are right yahyahyah, shit presents are WHACK....i despise them for 2 reasons, 1. they are shit, and i dont want them, 2. it shows that the person giving them either doesnt know me very well (unlikely in this case) or simply CAN'T BE ARSED/DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH DOLLAR to get a decent present. both of which are un-acceptable.

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How disgusting for people to not HAVE ENOUGH DOLLAR to buy amazing Christmas presents for every person they are expected to.
Perhaps they should be shot as those below a certain income bracket are no better than cattle anyways.

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