the quote game

[flarewearer]

"This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit"

Simpson, H.

[hr]..I am am the last of the famous, international playboys...

[Kelly]

"The peasant in the diner! ... ... He forgot to pay his cheque."

Kronk, The Emperor's New Groove

[fainpathe]

Every great decision creates ripples, like a huge boulder dropped in a lake. The ripples merge, rebound off the banks in unforseeable ways. The heavier the decision, the larger the waves, the more uncertain the consequences.

Dr Who.

[aladdinsane12]

"Even the vegetables don't like him."

-Muppet Christmas Carol

[flarewearer]

Wayne Campbell: Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street?
Chicken-man: Well, I'm putting these chickens in crates, and stacking them right here. Jim's job is to make sure we always have plenty of watermelons.
Wayne Campbell: Oh, so you're selling watermelons.
Jim: No, no sir. We just have to make sure we have plenty of them stacked at all times, just like with these here chickens.
Garth Algar: What do these guys do?
Chicken-man: Well, their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes.
Garth Algar: Weird.
Wayne Campbell: Yeah, you've got to wonder if this is gonna pay off later on.

Waynes World 2

[hr]..I am am the last of the famous, international playboys...

[aladdinsane12]

Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh really fool? Really!....Stop looking at me, swan!

[aladdinsane12]

No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.

-Billy Madison

[blondie]

AJ - Lucas! What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from 'Karate Kid'. What's with you today?

Lucas - What's with today, today?

~ Empire Records

[flarewearer]

(i have been waiting for a "Y" for a long time, ive been saving this one up)

"You can see the sea! It's over there, between the land and the sky"

Basil Fawlty, Fawlty Towers

[hr]..I am am the last of the famous, international playboys...

[jennyo]

[s]flarewearer wrote on 01:54, 19th Dec 2004:
Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These (pointing to plastic cows on table) are very small; those
(pointing at cows in field ) are far away...

Crilley, F. Father Ted.


I was just this second thinking that this would be a great quote to put in somewhere...read my mind, why don't you?


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I love my country too much to be a nationalist. -Albert Camus