by groovy on Sat Feb 12, 2005 2:53 am
[s]Grandpa wrote on 00:46, 12th Feb 2005:
This is just a rant isn't it. Come on, whoever heard of totally sensible drinkers....especially here, I mean HOW many fights have we had outside the union this year?????????????? (not that this is really relevent, but I'm sure you understand me).
Your advice is, I assume good natured, but [i]I find it condescending, belittling and just a touch self centred to find you asking your patrons if they will please help you do your job.
Apart for points 4 and 5 which, I assume, the vast majority would agree are just elements of common courtesy (apart maybe for french finger clickers that is (just a joke, don't get carried away now) the rest of your points display a lack of patience for the customer. For example: "6) Please don't pay your entire order with 5p's and 2p's. Again, it slows down service for you and everyone else." Yes, it may well slow down your speed of service which I must add is perfectly adequate although the decision to use half a bar on quiet nights is ridiculous as you're not saving any money as the pumps and coolers work 24/7 regardless, and it makes the bar seem unwelcoming to be told that you wont get served 'over there' to quote one employee of said establishment. As I was saying, it may well slow down your speed of service, but you are, I would suggest, lazy towards the notion of counting small change - after all, it reamains, I understand, perfectly good legal tender.
If you cannot handle having to wait for people to organise their money, finish their drinks (10 minutes is a pitifull amount of time to drink up in) just so you can get to bed, or for people to present legal tender infront of you (does it really matter if you are handed the money or are presented with it? No, of course not: the money is in the till, and ultimately, that is ALL that matters. Not being able to handle this really does show a lack of mental ability to deal with alcohol induced people, exactly the sort of people you will find in a BAR, and I fittingly suggest you should review your own state of happiness with your current employment (I assume you ARE a member of the bar staff).
A member of staff is paid to do a job, and NOT to tell the customer how to make life easier for him or herself. You will understand, iff one day you are in a position to be hierarchically placed above a staff team; in charge of people in a profesional capacity.
I know a certain person who has worked for the past six years, last year not included, in the service sector, This person was at times of similar disposition to your good self. This person had to learn, the HARD way (i.e. by doing) how to deal with each and every situation which might arise. They did not, however, openly display their feelings of how the customer could improve their, for want of a better phrase, 'service reception experience'. Really, what absolute rubbish. What complete and utter nonsense to ask your drunk customers to re-organise themselves for you. It is their money you are being paid with. It is their money they are spending. Let them do it how they wish, not how pleases you.
It sounds to me as if you really don't like your job. I suggest a course in job alleviation. I'll make it easy for you: QUIT while you still have your sanity. It sounds as if you have what is commonly known in the trade as ''people fatigue''. Be wary of how you wish your customer to be as I think on many occasions they just simply dont care, let me put that differently: they are just simply (willingly?) unconscious of 'the plight of the bartender'. Again, the customer is not their to make your life any easier and unless one is openly and obviously rude to you then I really do think that you have no reason to feel wronged that there is legal tender in front of you but not in your hand. Maybe I should be offended that you do not HAVE to pass me my drink to my hand, but instead opt for the easier placing it in fromt of me option.
The distinction between 'rude' and 'drunk' must be remembered. One's way of carrying oneself will undoubtedly change as one increases one's intake of alcohol. The judgement (of which the bartender has no right to make) as to whether obscure actions are rude or 'drunk' in character is one best left to serious violations, and bouncers.
The old adage of ''the customer is always right'' is, I believe, precedent to your attempts at 'job alleviation'.
I, sir, remain your ever willing and ready customer and would urge you well to remember it.
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Thanks, etc.
Remember now, there's a big difference between kneeling down and BENDING OVER!