Mohawk is a donkey...

[Superiorjames]

Mohawk is a donkey,
oh yes, oh yes, oh yay,
mohawk is a donkey,
and not remotely gay.

We think he's really sexy,
buffed and toned and fit,
we think he's really clever,
his banters never shit.

Hes a member of the ents crew,
he always runs the bop,
he spins the discs and plays the cheese,
oh mohawk, please dont stop

His hair is like a beacon,
it guides us all the way,
we think it suits him very well,
who cares what others say?

Oh mohawk is a donkey,
a really awesome guy,
but what this poem doesnt say,
is that id really like a kiss.

We love you Mohawk, keep it real
x

[killbill]

yeh, i think he's fit too.
does he have a girl friend???

p.s.
in what way is he like a donkey?!!!

[Mohawk]

i'm single just now, but after a v. fit chick in my scottish history class

however, in the mean time,

photos and Curiculum Vitae to be handed in to Mohawk C/O the bop, Venue 1. Friday Night

[The Black Vegetable]

Wow! All 3 of your reg accounts in one thread! Go you.

[Mohawk]

[s]The Black Vegetable wrote on 23:49, 27th Oct 2004:
Wow! All 3 of your reg accounts in one thread! Go you.



no i think if you look up my other sinner account you will find it is Grahame-KnifeU-Case ask oli if you want


i dunno who these people are, but i'm flattered,

[steerpike]

OK, the last thing Mohawk needs is an ego


actually on second thoughts that might be funny

[Mohawk]

[s]steerpike wrote on 23:52, 27th Oct 2004:
OK, the last thing Mohawk needs is an ego


actually on second thoughts that might be funny


what do you mean i need an ego? it's big enough as it is,


'i am the one and only'


ah feck that was a chesney hawkes link

[Humphrey]

Thats the worst poem I've ever read, and I studied T.S Eliot's 'The Wasteland'

[Mohawk]

[s]Humphrey wrote on 00:18, 28th Oct 2004:
Thats the worst poem I've ever read, and I studied T.S Eliot's 'The Wasteland'


agreed, and whats all this Donkey thing about....

[Little Miss Giggles]

Aw I wish someone would write me such a lovely poem!

[Grez]

whats with all the ' Mohawk your so sexy'
&

'Mohawk sleep with me'


postings?


hes a fucking pretentious bastard and a minger as well, and the only chance of him pulling is if he paid people,


sheesh

[Humphrey]

Bit harsh

[Grez]

[s]Humphrey wrote on 01:23, 28th Oct 2004:
Bit harsh


no it's not, these people have an appaling taste in men and really should be lined up against a wall and shot.

[Humphrey]

Good luck to the lad I say, theres more than enough pussy to go round

[Mohawk]

Grez, i don't know who you are, or how you know me,


However, there is no need to be an Eejit, it only reflects badly on you.


so what if i'm ugly? beauty is after all only skin deep,


your probably just jealous that i have better hair than you.


[hr]
Mr. Hawk of Mo, Partner in crime of Film Bod

Mr. Brousse T is a legend.


Edited to remove sweary words

[Grez]

Mohawk, i see your ugly face at the union every day, you make me nauseatingly ill while i eat my lunch,


i think i have a right to bitch about you,

don't let your ego get any bigger asshole,

[katiem]

[s]Grez wrote on 03:41, 28th Oct 2004:
Mohawk, i see your ugly face at the union every day, you make me nauseatingly ill while i eat my lunch,


i think i have a right to bitch about you,

don't let your ego get any bigger asshole,




Oh, shut up.

[Mohawk]

[s]Grez wrote on 03:41, 28th Oct 2004:
Mohawk, i see your ugly face at the union every day, you make me nauseatingly ill while i eat my lunch,


i think i have a right to bitch about you,

don't let your ego get any bigger asshole,



*sigh*


must be national asshole day

[Dirac]

[s]Mohawk wrote on 01:46, 28th Oct 2004:
Grez, i don't know who you are, or how you know me,


However, there is no need to be an Eejit, it only reflects badly on you.


so what if i'm ugly? beauty is after all only skin deep,


your probably just jealous that i have better hair than you.


[hr]
Mr. Hawk of Mo, Partner in crime of Film Bod

Mr. Brousse T is a legend.


[i]Edited to remove sweary words
[/i]

I think the originator of the thread was referring to MATHSHAWK being hung like the aforementioned beast.

Another reason for MATHSHAWKS popularity it would seem.

[tordenskjold]

Don't worry about Grez, he's a natural born tosser with a room temperature IQ. Not to worry Mohawk you will get this a lot in life. Envy at your obvious luck at launching your uni career in JBH. (don't start Humphrey!)