can i join in?

here is my woeful tale...
I have been at st andrews since september, and changed my account with RBS to a student account at the end of august at my home branch. I arrive in st andrews at the end of september to find that my lovely home branch didnt bother to do anything with the masses of paperwork I had filled in and that I would have to redo the entire process at the st andrews bank!
I have also been in on FOUR occasions to ask if they can change the address my statements get sent to, so that I get them at uni and my mum doesnt need to keep forwarding them. Each time they apologise for the previous mix up, get me to fill in a form and tell me its sorted. IT'S NOT BLOODY SORTED!!! IF IT WAS SORTED I WOULD GET STATEMENTS DELIVERED TO HALL!!! Instead my mum still needs to forward them from home.
Finally, I turned 18 at the end of january and decided I wanted one of those nice debit card thingies...you know the ones with the chip & pin? I went in a week after my birthday, filled in all the forms and was told I would get a decision within 2 weeks (cos apparently I'm not guaranteed one?!). One month later I go in to the bank to see whats going on and get told they must have lost my form and would i please fill out another one. WTF?! And, of course, it is now the 8th of april and I still haven't heard anything about the 2nd form I handed in at the END OF FEBRUARY.
RBS reeeaaalllllly need to get their act together!!!