chicks that suck

[theshadowhost]

This is pretty funny:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/fe ... php?page=1

Here are some of the most appropriate statements for our uni:
Chicks in those ugly Crocs shoes: The crappy thing about these is nobody has had the idea to make a muzzle out of neon-colored foam. If I wanted to stare at a pair of veiny-ass cankles above a pair of novelty shoes I'd hire a fat clown. I know that's a pretty thin distinction there, but at least clowns open their mouths to do more than blow guys in khaki shorts and talk about Myspace.

Chicks in oversize sunglasses: What bothers me about these is that at some point someone decided they looked good. While I certainly appreciate chicks who look like they came down with cancer and had to borrow some headgear off the invisible man, maybe they could just go the whole route and get cancer and turn invisible. Barring that they could replace the lenses with magnifying glasses and stare at the sun for a couple of hours. I'm not picky.

Chicks that wear sweatpants with writing on them: It could just be me but if I was a fat chick I really wouldn't want to go around advertising the fact that my ass was "juicy." The last time I checked the stuff that comes in Tropicana bottles isn't an opaque yellow-brown color. If they're going to do that they might as well wear a ski cap that says "lumpy" and a bra that says "lopsided."


Fat chicks who talk really fast: I'm guessing these chicks talk so fast because they're hungry and years of parental abuse taught them not to eat while people are looking at them.

Drunk chicks: These chicks pretty much exist to inform other people that they are drunk, have been drunk, or plan on being drunk.


Chicks that stand in the middle of crowded hallways and talk to one another: While I understand it's hard for a chick to go five minutes without telling someone an enthralling story about Facebook, there are better places to stand and have a conversation. The interstate, for instance.

[Senethro]

[Rufus]

Whilst I agree with most of that, the use of the word 'chick' is as criminal as the stuff that's being ripped to shreds.

[the_leish]

Wow...

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Apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. Amazing...

[DrAlex]

Someone needs to get laid...

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The Sinner: Where no one ever learned "if you haven't got any thing nice to say, don't say anything at all."

[Senethro]

The article writer is slagging off college students who write "angry" articles, not girls.

[Gealle]

Maybe he's just jealous?

[Power Metal Dom]

I don't even think the picture of the "Ugly chick with her hair dyed bright colors" is ugly at all!

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Like flames on fuel...upon metal I drool

[Dave the Explosive Newt]

Was I the only one who was expecting some discussion on the use of teeth?

I have a bad mind.

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Mmmmmmm, cake.
http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37102114

[mhuzzell]

Chicks who use 'that' in place of 'who'.

[LonelyPilgrim]

Quoting mhuzzell from 18:16, 22nd Apr 2007
Chicks who use 'that' in place of 'who'.

Psssst... your upper class is showing...

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Arma virumque cano...

[David Bean]

It looks to me as though this fellow needs to get himself a dictionary and look up the word 'metaphor'.

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Psalm 91:7

[Guest]

you've got a lot of issues mate. student services have great therapists that you can talk this stuff through with.

[Altheia]

Maybe if he weren't so bitter, he'd get to see some girlparts in real life instead of just on the internet.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

[househunter]

Quoting Altheia from 00:05, 2nd May 2007
Maybe if he weren't so bitter, he'd get to see some girlparts in real life instead of just on the internet.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

You're obviously not protected.

[Altheia]

Quoting Househunter from 00:07, 2nd May 2007

You're obviously not protected.

From the bitterness? What can I say - misogyny gets my bitter up. It's a failing.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

[Senethro]

Quoting Altheia from 00:28, 2nd May 2007

Quoting Househunter from 00:07, 2nd May 2007

You're obviously not protected.

From the bitterness? What can I say - misogyny gets my bitter up. It's a failing.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

[househunter]

Quoting Altheia from 00:28, 2nd May 2007

Quoting Househunter from 00:07, 2nd May 2007

You're obviously not protected.

From the bitterness? What can I say - misogyny gets my bitter up. It's a failing.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

You don't quite get it yet. Maybe one day.

[Altheia]

Quoting Househunter from 00:51, 2nd May 2007

Quoting Altheia from 00:28, 2nd May 2007

Quoting Househunter from 00:07, 2nd May 2007

You're obviously not protected.

From the bitterness? What can I say - misogyny gets my bitter up. It's a failing.

You don't quite get it yet. Maybe one day.

I hope not. If it involves finding misogyny funny, I expect I never will.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

[Senethro]

The article is not about misogyny, its about angry college bloggers/newspaper writers