Despite the continuing policy of the moderators of this site to let through this stuff under unregistered user accounts, which I believe has been a mistake since the start, I'll offer a response to the latest bit from the OCCUPATORZ information minister.
Jonni wrote:The St. Andrews Palestinian Solidarity Campaign, which OCCUPATEDZ Lower and Upper College Hall from Wednesday February 18th until Wednesday 25th February in solidarity with the Palestinian people and in opposition to the University’s links to companies implicated in Israel’s occupation of Palestine would like to thank staff and students for their strong levels of support. The campaign has also received support from Noam Chomsky, Rob Harper MSP, Sandra White MSP, Pauline McNeill MSP, the playwright Carol Churchill and many other people from across the world.
You never had strong levels of support from students and staff. You had strong support from a small number of students and staff. The two are not the same. I'd also like to see the quoted "support" that you have mentioned that came from those "famous individuals". "Many other people around the world" is also about as woolly a statement as one gets in these proclamations, how many is many? More than 8? More than 80? More than 800? Who are these people? How do you quantify their support?
Jonni wrote:Yesterday we decided that although our demands had not been fully met, we had gained considerable concessions and decided to end the OCCUPATORINGZ.
Read: None of our demands were met.
Jonni wrote:We’re amused and surprised by the cheap parting shot at the end of the University’s mass e-mail: “We believe that all the issues should have been raised, and could have been resolved, through the existing processes of dialogue”. As far as we’re concerned, the University has consistently changed its position in negotiations with us, being forced to make more and more concessions until we agreed to leave. The scope of those concessions is noted below.
Why does that statement make you laugh? What is cheap about it? Your statement here doesn't even make sense in a limited context. The university said that all this could have been done without you lot acting like a bunch of pillocks, and given that you achived (
as we shall come to when we break down your upcoming list) sweet fuck all, they're right.
Jonni wrote:We believe that our OCCUPATORINGZ demonstrates the power of direct action, of people gathering together and speaking truth to power, of seizing democratic free expression and autonomous spaces into their own hands, and that we could never have achieved as much through the meager “existing processes”. Our OCCUPTATORINGZ has been a fresh break from the tedium and apathy of student politics — a new democratic expression!
Okay now this is a good one, I'm going to have to break it down:
1)"speaking the truth to power"
What does that even mean?
2)"Siezing democratic free expression".
You can't sieze democratic free expession. That's fundamentally an oxymoron. You moron. Also
3)"autonomous spaces".
Seriously, what the fuck is an autonomous space? If you're referring to LCH I really don't see how that term could possibly define it. It isn't a free space, it's owned by the university, and it isn't autonomous any way I try to apply the word.
4)"could never have achieved as much through the existing processes"
Given that you achived fuck all, I'd say those "meager processes" would have served fine for purpose.
5)"a fresh break from the tedium and apathy of student politics".
Justifing your actions because they are different to the normal flow of student politics is so much of a bad statement that my mind fucking boggles. That's like a man defending murdering his wife saying that because he killed her in a particularly unique and brutal manner breaking with the tedium and apathy of a simple frying pan over the head, that his actions were more of a success than using the frying pan. Your actions gained nothing more than could have been done without being a bunch of self richeous, sanctimonious, arrogant, deluded, inflexable, daydreaming idiots.
6)"A new democratic expression!"
Sit in protests are not a new kind of democratic expression, and given how much you have warped views, numbers and words in order to further yourselves, particularly in your public relations efforts, you have been far from democratic.
Now we get to an actual breakdown of your magnificent achievements and what they mean for you as protestors, us as students, for the univeristy as an institution and for the people of Gaza whom you so wish to help.
Jonni wrote:1 ) The University conceded their current policy was not sustainable, or in keeping with their position as a Fairtrade University and have pledged to switch to tap water at the soonest possible time. Whilst the University has not been willing to cancel the contract, we are convinced that, with our and student association participation in ethical procurement policies, a renewal of the Eden springs contract is extremely unlikely.
So:
1)The university will not be cancelling the contract. So your demand was not met.
2)The university MIGHT not renew the contract. So your prediction is speculation.
3)IF the university does not renew the contract, it will be doing so in order to bring its contracts, at renewal, into line with its policies as a Fairtrade university. Not as a result of your actions.
4)The university did not "concede" that its current policy was unsustainable. They confirmed it. They knew it, you did not make them realise it. The contract still stands for its remaining duration. The transition to a new and large overarcing set of policies is not instantanious.
So thats one demand you made, which I would say failed to be met to the order of about 100%. A failure then.
Jonni wrote:2) We campaigned for the University to apply the same ethical standards that they do to investment to procurement and research. The University has conceded that its position is inconsistent and will now regularly communicate its research proposals to the Students Association and the student body. We have also gained representation on working committees which will review ethical procurement and research and will continue push to exclude companies like BAE systems from campus.
So:
1)The university confirmed that there were inconsistancies in it's ethical standards policies. Again, this is NOT a concession, wikipedia would have you flagged big time for weasel words.
2)The university will communicate its research proposals to the students. How? To me that just sounds like they make the information available.
3)You've gained representation on committees which will continue to let you push towards your demands which were not met by your actions undertaken at LCH. Likely that these demands will not be met via this mysterious representitive either.
4)Who is this committee representitive? How is he/she chosen? Who gets a say in how they are chosen? What is their remit? What powers will they have? Will they represent the studentbody as a whole, or just your group? Representation of your group is not representation of the general student population and if this person is chosen by your group then that is very very undemocratic because you claim to speak for the wider student population.
So in summery:
Your actual demands were not met.
The university opened up a new set of communications, which may not be two-way.
You gained the creation of a new role for a student on a decision making body, but you have provided no details on who this individual is or how they are chosen.
I'll give you a 10% success rate for getting a person into such a position. This success rate drops to -50% if that representitive is not chosen by the entirety of the student body but is in fact chosen by your organisation because that is undemocratic behaviour undertaken by an organisation which prfesses democratic practice and rights.
Jonni wrote:3) While the campaign was unable to secure 10 scholarships exclusively for Palestinian students, the University has promised to set up a scholarship programme for people whose studies have been interrupted by conflict and natural disaster. The campaign will be advising the University on this scheme, the first of its kind. The university have also pledged that Palestine will qualify for this scholarship scheme and the scheme will be publicised there. We have also received assurances from the university that they will help in setting up a charity with the aim of funding scholarships purely for Palestinian students.
So:
Demand refused. Demand unmet.
Scheme set up which will help students affected by conflict. This is good, I find this amirable on the part of the univeristy. I do however find it admirable on their part and not on yours because the univeristies proposal here, unlike yours is not institutionally racist.
I somehow doubt that this is the first scheme to help students affected by war. Unless your context, which is implied as being "everywhere ever" in fact means "in this university".
Setting up a charity, most admirable. How much of your money will you be donating? Because unless that charity raises many thousands of pounds, and I don't for one minute think it will, it won't achieve fuck all. After a couple of years of it not achieving anything, the university can close it down to save on the overhead.
I'll give you a -50% Success rate because not only was your demand not met, but the university met what the ethical opposite of what your racist demands were. Showing themselves to be better than you.
Jonni wrote:4) The University and the Student's Association are currently reviewing long-term links with Universities in Palestine as part of a commitment to further its worldwide academic relationships. Said a spokesperson for the Islamic University of Gaza, "We would like to express our sincere thanks and deep appreciation to the students of St Andrews for all of their conscious efforts, endeavours and demands to support the right to education, justice and freedom in Palestine." Unmentioned in the statement from Christopher Smith, the university has also agreed to ask departments to donate non-financial aid such as computers, course books and chairs to Gaza.
What spokesperson? Who were they? What position do they hold? In what capacity was this comment made? If it was a student it doesn't mean fuck all. If it was a member of academic staff, if it was a member of staff or an administrator, then its a stock quote poured out to a small bunch of protestors who actually gained them nothing of any real benefit, but they've got to show solidarity with their Scottish brethern.
Donating chairs? Are you fucking kidding? What's the point in sending out shit that costs more to send than the value of the shit? Send them £10 to buy their own fucking chairs, don't spend £180 to post a used chair out there. That donation policy is a joke and anyone who doesn't realise it is deluded. Non-financial aid in this context just seems to mean "stuff we were going to throw out anyway".
I don't know how to quantify your success rate here because I'm not even sure what the demand was supposed to be. So I'll give you 0%.
Jonni wrote:5) We are currently working with Bute Medical School to pinpoint supplies that will be sent to Gaza. In principle a commitment to sending medical aid has been secured
Pinpoint supplies? you mean choose? So you havent got anything really?
Ah
a principle has been secured. Nothing commital then, in real terms. I award 0% for that then.
Jonni wrote:In addition, the students association will:
1) Provide a venue, equipment and advertising for a showing of the DEC appeal. This will be featured on the Association website
Oh, featured on a website. That'll chear up the downtrodden masses in Gaza. Good luck with the upcoming appeal though, thats the sort of activity you should have undertaken in the first place.
Jonni wrote:2) Assist with the founding of a charity which has the aim of endowing scholarships for Palestinian students
Wait.
Stop.
Hold on a minute.
Is this the same charity that you mentioned the university were going to set up? Or is it another completely seperate charity exclusive to the students association?
If its the same charity, then it IS NOT JUST FOR PALISTINIAN STUDENTS.
If its a different charity, then THATS JUST RETARDED WHY START TWO CHARITIES?
Jonni wrote:3) Ensure effective representation of, and communication with, the St. Andrews Palestinian Solidarity Campaign in the processes and reviews with regards to ethical research and procurement
So.... is that the same as that commitee chap you guys got? Or is that just in terms of the way that any affiliated society can work with the students association. Clarification please.
Jonni wrote:4) Advertise and promote any appeal for non-monetary aid to be collected in St. Andrews, including any Gaza appeal.
So, thats no change at all then. Ths students association has always done things like that, that is in no way specialk or unique to you, you just happen to fit under that existing remit. WELL DONE!

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Jonni wrote:Yours,
The St. Andrews Palestinian Solidarity Campaign
Yours too.
The St. Andrews Common Sense Association for Propaganda Elimination. (SACSAPE)