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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby theshadowhost on Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:52 am

bbp07 wrote:What do men and beer have in common?

Why is a women different from a PC?

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Why do men like masturbation?

are you ever going to post the answers? - i'm on the edge of my seat here...
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby munchingfoo on Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:31 am

bbp07 wrote:What do men and beer have in common?

Why is a women different from a PC?

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Why do men like masturbation?


Empty from the neck up.

Won't accept a 3.5 inch floppy.

Men always miss them.

Sex with someone they love.

theshadowhost wrote:are you ever going to post the answers? - i'm on the edge of my seat here...
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby bbp07 on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:15 am

munchingfoo wrote:
bbp07 wrote:What do men and beer have in common?

Why is a women different from a PC?

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Why do men like masturbation?


Empty from the neck up.

Won't accept a 3.5 inch floppy.

Men always miss them.

Sex with someone they love.

theshadowhost wrote:are you ever going to post the answers? - i'm on the edge of my seat here...


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... Totally Lame! I wanted to answer them >:( its such an aweful feeling not to be able to tell the punch line.... ahhhhhhhh someone just kill me now :D
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby bbp07 on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:17 am

Okay so what about this one

Whats the difference between getting a new dog and getting a new boyfriend?
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby theshadowhost on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:27 am

bbp07 wrote:Okay so what about this one

Whats the difference between getting a new dog and getting a new boyfriend?



Dunno?

What about this:

How do you know a dog is mans best friend?
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby munchingfoo on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:28 am

bbp07 wrote:Okay so what about this one

Whats the difference between getting a new dog and getting a new boyfriend?


After a year a dog is still excited to see you.
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby Haunted on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:30 am

WHY DO WOMEN HAVE BOOBS
Genesis 19:4-8
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby bbp07 on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:35 am

bbp07 wrote:Okay so what about this one

Whats the difference between getting a new dog and getting a new boyfriend?


A Dog only takes a few months to train :laugh:
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby bbp07 on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:37 am

Haunted wrote:WHY DO WOMEN HAVE BOOBS


The same reason they have a pussy... to get men to do whatever they want :laugh:
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby theshadowhost on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:41 am

theshadowhost wrote:
How do you know a dog is mans best friend?


Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of you car for and hour; when you come back, which one's going to be pleased to see you?
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby Haunted on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:51 am

bbp07 wrote:
Haunted wrote:WHY DO WOMEN HAVE BOOBS


The same reason they have a pussy... to get men to do whatever they want :laugh:


SO YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO LOOK AT WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO THEM
Genesis 19:4-8
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby Duggeh on Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:19 pm

Haunted wrote:
bbp07 wrote:
Haunted wrote:WHY DO WOMEN HAVE BOOBS


The same reason they have a pussy... to get men to do whatever they want :laugh:


SO YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO LOOK AT WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO THEM




You talk to women?
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby munchingfoo on Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:28 pm

Duggeh wrote:
Haunted wrote:
Haunted wrote:WHY DO WOMEN HAVE BOOBS



SO YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO LOOK AT WHILE THEY'RE TALKING AT YOU!




You talk to women?


better?
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby theshadowhost on Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:32 pm

Nice!
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby bbp07 on Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:49 am

Why do men like to look at themselves in the mirror when they jackoff? :D
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby munchingfoo on Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:16 pm

because it's the only chance they get to watch themselves giving someone sexual gratification?
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Re: What is the only food in the world...

Postby bbp07 on Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:58 pm

munchingfoo wrote:because it's the only chance they get to watch themselves giving someone sexual gratification?


Good but, No.

Because objects maybe larger than they appear. :laugh:
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