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Postby theshadowhost on Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:46 pm

This is pretty funny:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/fe ... php?page=1

Here are some of the most appropriate statements for our uni:
Chicks in those ugly Crocs shoes: The crappy thing about these is nobody has had the idea to make a muzzle out of neon-colored foam. If I wanted to stare at a pair of veiny-ass cankles above a pair of novelty shoes I'd hire a fat clown. I know that's a pretty thin distinction there, but at least clowns open their mouths to do more than blow guys in khaki shorts and talk about Myspace.

Chicks in oversize sunglasses: What bothers me about these is that at some point someone decided they looked good. While I certainly appreciate chicks who look like they came down with cancer and had to borrow some headgear off the invisible man, maybe they could just go the whole route and get cancer and turn invisible. Barring that they could replace the lenses with magnifying glasses and stare at the sun for a couple of hours. I'm not picky.

Chicks that wear sweatpants with writing on them: It could just be me but if I was a fat chick I really wouldn't want to go around advertising the fact that my ass was "juicy." The last time I checked the stuff that comes in Tropicana bottles isn't an opaque yellow-brown color. If they're going to do that they might as well wear a ski cap that says "lumpy" and a bra that says "lopsided."


Fat chicks who talk really fast:
I'm guessing these chicks talk so fast because they're hungry and years of parental abuse taught them not to eat while people are looking at them.

Drunk chicks
: These chicks pretty much exist to inform other people that they are drunk, have been drunk, or plan on being drunk.


Chicks that stand in the middle of crowded hallways and talk to one another
: While I understand it's hard for a chick to go five minutes without telling someone an enthralling story about Facebook, there are better places to stand and have a conversation. The interstate, for instance.
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Postby Senethro on Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:53 pm

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Postby Rufus on Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:44 pm

Whilst I agree with most of that, the use of the word 'chick' is as criminal as the stuff that's being ripped to shreds.
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Postby the_leish on Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:03 pm

Wow...

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Postby DrAlex on Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:01 am

Someone needs to get laid...

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Postby Senethro on Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:01 am

The article writer is slagging off college students who write "angry" articles, not girls.
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Postby Gealle on Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:47 am

Maybe he's just jealous?
So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give.

"I make sure the shit stays off the fan."
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Postby Power Metal Dom on Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:23 pm

I don't even think the picture of the "Ugly chick with her hair dyed bright colors" is ugly at all!

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Postby Dave the Explosive Newt on Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:46 pm

Was I the only one who was expecting some discussion on the use of teeth?

I have a bad mind.

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Postby mhuzzell on Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:16 pm

Chicks who use 'that' in place of 'who'.
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Postby LonelyPilgrim on Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:14 pm

Quoting mhuzzell from 18:16, 22nd Apr 2007
Chicks who use 'that' in place of 'who'.


Psssst... your upper class is showing... ;)

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Postby David Bean on Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:42 pm

It looks to me as though this fellow needs to get himself a dictionary and look up the word 'metaphor'.

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Postby Guest on Tue May 01, 2007 5:15 pm

you've got a lot of issues mate. student services have great therapists that you can talk this stuff through with.
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Postby Altheia on Tue May 01, 2007 11:05 pm

Maybe if he weren't so bitter, he'd get to see some girlparts in real life instead of just on the internet.

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Postby househunter on Tue May 01, 2007 11:07 pm

Quoting Altheia from 00:05, 2nd May 2007
Maybe if he weren't so bitter, he'd get to see some girlparts in real life instead of just on the internet.

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Postby Altheia on Tue May 01, 2007 11:28 pm

Quoting Househunter from 00:07, 2nd May 2007

You're obviously not protected.


From the bitterness? What can I say - misogyny gets my bitter up. It's a failing.

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Postby Senethro on Tue May 01, 2007 11:32 pm

Quoting Altheia from 00:28, 2nd May 2007
Quoting Househunter from 00:07, 2nd May 2007

You're obviously not protected.


From the bitterness? What can I say - misogyny gets my bitter up. It's a failing.

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Postby househunter on Tue May 01, 2007 11:51 pm

Quoting Altheia from 00:28, 2nd May 2007
Quoting Househunter from 00:07, 2nd May 2007

You're obviously not protected.


From the bitterness? What can I say - misogyny gets my bitter up. It's a failing.

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Postby Altheia on Wed May 02, 2007 9:23 pm

Quoting Househunter from 00:51, 2nd May 2007
Quoting Altheia from 00:28, 2nd May 2007
Quoting Househunter from 00:07, 2nd May 2007

You're obviously not protected.


From the bitterness? What can I say - misogyny gets my bitter up. It's a failing.


You don't quite get it yet. Maybe one day.


I hope not. If it involves finding misogyny funny, I expect I never will.

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Postby Senethro on Wed May 02, 2007 9:27 pm

The article is not about misogyny, its about angry college bloggers/newspaper writers
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