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The England crowd adopted 'Swing low Sweet Chariot' following the debut of wing Andrew Harriman (Harlequins and England). I think he may have been the first English international of African descent and the chant was intended as a mark of respect. He was a superb player, captain of the England Rugby ...

It certainly isn't a fluke! England have won 21 of their last 22 Tests. (The only defeat was away to France in Marseille by a single point with England fielding a largely second XV). Over the last two years they've beaten the Aussies five times in a row (twice in Australia), N.Z twice, S.A. 4 times....

WC Team: R.Grau K.Wood P.Vickery P.O'Connell M.Johnson R.McCaw S.Taylor G.Smith F.Galthie J.Wilkinson W.Greenwood B.O'Driscoll J.Robinson S.Morgan M.Muiliana subs S.Mortlock C.Spencer D.Howlett A.Pichot P.Waugh B.Botha S.Thompson J.Leonard (just because) Bit of home nation bias but alright for off t...

Are you any good?

To get to the other side

sentences do not require objects: ie 'Tony collapsed'. valid sentence. Imperatives eg 'Stop!' am fairly certain acceptable as one word sentences, since subject/object implicit in context of use

Excellent. Do you reckon I can nominate my sister? Just need a bit of a 'Henry Higgins-esque' make-over and she'll be right in the running. dead cert. gawd blimey, me baby sis as queen - who'd ave thought it? - so 'ow's about it: an ultra generous cut-me-own-throat bottom-of-me-bleedin-heart 5000-1....

I'll drink to that

Accepted: afraid I was being somewhat over dramatic. But Wordsworth? The immortal lines -

"I've measured it from side to side,
'Tis three feet long, and two feet wide"


Ye Gads. no no no.
Britain's finest? please, I beg you no. And I haven't even begun to mention 'The Prelude'...

W. B. Yeats wrote 'Cloths of Heaven' (sic.). Not Auden. Furthermore the correct title is, of course, 'He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven'. Auden's poem so pompously dismissed above is not simply a 'poem of rememberance'. It is often difficult to find because it is the ninth piece of a longer poem en...

Yes we do do da poetry. You got anxst? We listen and nod and sway! You do doggerel? We bark our applause joyous and unrestrainedly! You love and want to share that love about? We accept and in resplendent tides of verse reply akin. Come thou lost and unheard, this sweet blue evening to yonder Chapla...

Hey I bloody wrote 'Island in the Sun'. Admittedly the entire written script was abandoned and they did add that bit about the pub (I wanted him to die) but hell there was potential there. I mean we won 'The People's Choice'. Grumph, you'll drive me back to the chocolate and it took me nearly a deca...

Oi! I'm on the bloody cast and ain't no one told me its folded! Anyhow I just had a facial, whole body wax, eye brow pluckage, surgical nose hair removal, hair extensions stuff, wild dyes and nine weeks advance booking in the sports centre tanning booth. I've been doing 2000 abdominal crushes and 30...

I don't drink. Anybody want to form a 'Teetotal Undrinking Club'? We can go to pubs and eat peanuts and struggle to make small talk. We can do 'awkward' dancing and self-conscious karaoke! Its so much more fun to be sober!! We remember everything!!!! - pepsi only i promise

Did it ever? I remember there was a ball...?
Anyone know who I should contact?

Saint is rubbish. I send them articles. They never reply and then they thieve my ideas. Editorial is required reading: by turns defensive, gushing, self-congratulatory sans pareil whilst simultaneously devoid of irony, wit or insight. It is rank bad writing of a rare distillation. The Sunday League ...

very old one:

How can you tell when a local orgasms?

She drops her chips

A milk-sheikh!

I can tell that joke right? I mean its not racist is it?

That was lovely. Apparently there is matrix sex somewhere on the web which sounds similarily intriguing.