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Guillaume Depardieu.

I've thought about this quite a lot. I get on with my room-mate really well. We have the same tastes, the same interests etc. Oddly enough, we're also both only children so are probably not over the sleepover-esque novelty of having a room-mate and someone to talk to all the time. I think what would...

Bloody hell, just ask her out! You don't get a lot of things in life unless you do your damndest to ask for them. Surely (as someone said earlier) if her reaction is awful you can avoid the bitch at all costs (sorry, it's the morning, I'm superfluously cranky. Bah.)

Anyway, good luck.

That is all.

Although it reeks havok with my tummy.

Christopher Reeve, Robert Redford or Cate Blanchett. (Or all three).

[s]Pinky but Perky wrote on 07:21, 23rd Mar 2004:[i]
And most of the men were good-looking, apart from the Russian bloke he looked like a leather saddlebag, but the men were goodlooking,


Haha! I want to have your babies

"Amen't I a sexy beast?" [sic]

[s]Prophet Tenebrae wrote on 17:37, 22nd Mar 2004:[i]
What's the difference between higher education and HUGHER education?

I don't know, but I rather want one now.

Pro plus makes me sick. I use cold water to keep awake. The more logical step of getting my essays finished before the night before they are due never seesm to work for me!

You're in Chattan?! I need time alone if only to fixmyt dresw whi-------------

The love on display is truly overwhelming. Well done everyone! And sorry to those right for the job who were not elected, but the highest of congratulations to those that are and were.

Sleep.

Bless you Julia, bless your kindness.

Hi We are a group of 1st year Media Writing and English students from London researching for an end of year project and would be very grateful if anyone could spare the time to help us. We have been asked to create and present a blueprint for an online magazine. We have decided to base our idea arou...

I find life infinitely rosier when one's head is stuck down a toilet...at least then you know you have tried.

Hrrmn. I feel your pain, BUT you are only 21! My stock phrase that I churn out (soothingly of course :D) to despondent singletons of the fairer sex is: You do not have to shave your legs, laugh convincingly at 'jokes' or feign an interest in sport, games etc. Embrace being single, one day you'll be ...

Much as I love St Andrews there's always a niggling feeling of wondering what Edinburgh or Paris would be like.

It's perfectly healthy to speculate on what you can't/didn't have, as long as you realise you have the rest of your life in which to do it and that everything is what you make of it.

Loot (vaguely across from The Central) is full of wooden boxes that I'm sure could be used as tea chests.

After a few weeks of drinking Green Tea it's now surprisingly bearable, gone is the conviction that i was drinking diluted manure.

Morrocan tea, the minty stuff, is particularly delectable as is Whittards of Chelsea's Mulled Wine tea.

But the best tea is coffee