Home

I can really relate. My tribe won't have me back either.

Shut the fuck up.

Take up the White Man's burden - Release your monsters to breed - Unbutton your FCUK silk boxers To service your woman's need. Come to the ports you must enter, By the roads which so many do tread, Deliver your soft white offspring, Provided you're not so drugged that they're all dead. Take up the W...

Has the same name as a straight-to-video film epic in which I co-starred with Richard Gere.

Children, why you should not sniff glue:
My finger has now been stuck in my nose for seven hours.

I ate a cat once. But it was already dead. Just like Schrodinger said.

Well I ain't much of a looker like. But lights off you know, kinda tolerable and you can only smell the difference.

All this Psychochromatic-wossit-analysis stuff bit too intellectual for a bloke like me. I thought Freud was what you done to bacon the morning after gettin smashed.

gimp

Also once had quickie in butchers. Advantage being dead meat don't squeal.

I also live here. But i'm not giving further details cos several of your bunch have threatened do me in.

I carry a knife in my boxers.

I make love in the public swimming pool. Frequently alone.

And back here again among the freaks, the geeks, the wannabes and all the other accumulated forms of losers. Makes you sick don't it? While all you saps have sat and farted Christmas away in front of your last friends, these sad pieces of wretched machinery, watching your new Matrix DVDs, wanking ov...

What the hell is wrong with the birds in this town? 24/7 all they do is complain about how 'there are no decent men' *whine* 'women outnnumber men three to one' *whinge* 'they just expect us to take the lead' *gripe*'none of the men here have any sense of adventure' *sob* 'I can't remember the last ...

Yup. That pretty much summarises it. Mute prefered.

And bring your own. I'm not a grocer.

Right lets get this sorted: 1) Fat birds are unhealthy. The larger they are the more likely they are to choke on pretzels. You go out for a pleasant debauched piss up but then you get the fear - you start sizing up whether you're going to have to - and whether you'll be able - to perform the Heimlic...

Gimp gimp gimp gimp. Top gimps. Top gimping. Gimptastic. Still gimps.

gimp.

I used to send hate mail. But I stopped when my parents got a 'return to sender: junk mail' stamp.

I met a ghost. She bit me. In the wrong place.

I've had him too. gimp

I've had her