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We have a squash court?! I should really start paying more attention. Where is it? Yeah - Sallies is cool. Pretty on the outside, nice on the inside. It does tend to be a little cliquey, food is often ming and the swipe card thing on the front door is v. annoying when you're stupid enough to forget ...

My siblings/cousins and myself were dressed as Julie Andrews and the eight notes of her octave.
I was 'Ray - a drop of golden sun'.
Sadly the effect was kind of ruined by the fact that 'Far - a long, long, way to run' was too drunk to get out of bed.
Nevermind eh?

A reason for giving state school pupls to be given priority - we have less opportunites to gain good grades; rubbish teachers, massive classes etc and so it's harder to get the top grades. I wouldn't say I was favour of this approach, but as it's not exactly doing me any harm I won't complain! Sorry!

Go to Student Support Services - they have dedicated staff who'll talk to you about self-harm on a one-to-one basis. I really would advise you to get some help or talk to someone about it - in my experience it doesn't go away on its own. Trust me - do something about it.

I did sign up in Freshers week and got my candyfloss! Very nice thank you!
But I never got an email so I've just found the site myself and signed up.
It's very funny. Well done. I'll have to sit and think of lots of amusing things to write about now!
That's work out the window then...