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1) Fat birds are unhealthy. The larger they are the more likely they are to choke on pretzels. You go out for a pleasant debauched piss up but then you get the fear - you start sizing up whether you're going to have to - and whether you'll be able - to perform the Heimlich manoevre at some point. 2)...

Having just watched through a number of films I wanted to say that 'straight to video' and 'shadow of the hamster' are even better on a second viewing. Both are wonderfully put together. They do stand out. But its very annoying that are second entry for team 18 - 'Essay' - seems to have been lost. I...

17 hot shots part deux

try www.thebigspace.com for storage. nice blokes

Who was the cute blonde guy in 4 years in 5 minutes i think he was quite dishy?

Vote Green!

Green

Scorpio

Michael Jackson fimally explained what he really meant by the term 'Swingers party

Some might argue that 4 years in 5 minutes got bigger laughs than 'Annoy Bill'. - was it really only five minutes long...?

But I do think it was great and should have been in top three.

just its aless than week away and i haven't seen any tickets for sale

Snake - I know he's not that sort of a boy...

D.I.V.O.R.C.E - Dolly Parton

Why not base entry to university on original opinion, interview, performance and genuine enthusiasm for the subject? er... not really uni's fault of they are obliged to accept on a-level grades - and imagine how many people would have to be interviewed and you get a new 'originality' and as far as i...

Mr duck's hand had fallen off

'why don't we do it in the road?'

- The Beatles

'don't call me baby'

- i forget

that all sounds reminiscent of the Neil Holmes-Walker style of chat up : most notoriously - 'We KK blokes usually only bone posh birds but in your case I'm willing to make an exception'

I believe he also used to deposit his business card in any available cleavage by way of introduction. Classy guy.

I'm from a different planet. Do you want to see my spaceship?

More effective if you are green with tentacles.

Dolph Lundgren

A mirror

Stop moaning you miserable git. Think of child prostitues in Thailand and Sri Lanka, or of the millions of people starving now in Zimbabwe, crippled by lamndmines in Sierra Leone or with Aids in South Africa, think of 30 stone Americans with bed sores and heart disease, think of the sufferers of tub...

Why yes! I met some extremely talented and dedicated individuals selling tickets *gosh incredible value but selling like hotcakes so be quick* outside the library yesterday. I'm sure they'll be there again today! Wow I'm so excited I just can't wait this will definetly be the must see event of this ...