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1 - Getting something put in my eyes which would cause permanent damage ie, a fishhook:S 2 - Facing some form of apocalypse and being the last human left alive.....ironically I also find films etc like this morbidly fascinating.. 3 - There isnt another one that I can think of:P On ways to die though...

I get up, look at myself, decide im fat, console myself with nice feelings about how im gonna lose weight, decide these thoughts can only lead to anorexia and decide to eat some chocolate dipped in lard.

The consolidation loans one......where the guy is talking on the phone to the company while he plays with a ball and his wife video tapes it. "Abit of rain never hurt anyone!". Fucking twat. Dont say stupid things and learn to act *slap* Not only is the advert shit, the whole debt consolidation thin...

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Now, the cunning plan to travel to the north pole and steal me a polar bear cub shall now begin......

I refuse to get a picture, but that little ned Wayne Ronnie has a face I would never tire of standing on.........

who is with me!?!?!?!?!
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Remember and hump his/her leg afterwards as well:)

The silly thing being, scientists have known how to cure this problem of overdose for years, or at least, highly reduce the risks. The destruction of the liver is caused by an paracetomals conversion into a toxic substance that then binds to glutathion which allows its expulsion from the body. When ...

The silly thing being, scientists have known how to cure this problem of overdose for years, or at least, highly reduce the risks. The destruction of the liver is caused by an paracetomals conversion into a toxic substance that then binds to glutathion which allows its expulsion from the body. When ...

Very true, despite having just finished a bottle of port:P

You gotta love posts at this time in the morning:P

Would have to agree with the strongly religious one, but also excessive body hair (more hair than me, and im like an ape), spitting, the inability to hold a coherent conversation(brains almost as attractive as breasts:P) and being in the ownership of a penis would most definately put me of:P

To be honest, and not to sound sex crazed, but I like breasts of all shapes and sizes (except the old-women-wrinkly-hanging-to-the-knees typ). Really depends on what they are attached to - not so much proportion, more like a jigsaw puzzle:P

Ahah! Wolf has finally begun again - perhaps will download and teach you all how to shoot........

Would die happy riding a nuke into my home town.....if family werent there of course........

I nominate Kirkcaldy - its like neds'rus, the average IQ is so low that if it was nuked (fingers crossed..... goddamn fingers crossed ) the world average would go up by about two. Teenage pregnancy seems to be the "in" thing - hell saw a guy the other week, at least three years younger than me, with...

hmmmm.....wish i knew-was a bit drunk, though sober enough to remember getting told that if i didnt move i would be arrested....was only sitting on the beach:P

Curious-why did peeps start to get arrested down the beach following the Grad ball? WAs there, but never found out why:S

Gnight and goodluck dude- keep in touch. Is sad, gonna miss everyone, but we'll all meet again im sure:)