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Well, The Human Stain by Philip Roth is fairly good, as is A Star Called Henry by Roddy Doyle. And La Symphonie Pastorale by Gide.

Number 10 by Sue Townsend. Amazingly bad considering she also wrote the Adrian Mole series.

Also:
anything by Ben Elton; pure tosh and
PD James.

I must say that tonight's dinner was a new awful low, even by Regs standards. I mean, when is pork EVER served with crusty bread? What the fuck was that about?

All we want at mealtimes is:
turkey dinosaurs
smiley faces
anything else that doesn't induce vomit

This whole thread seems a bit pointless really. I don't know anyhting about the running of the KK club, but if they're raising money for charity it can only be a good thing.

They might not be the most popular group at St Andrews, but even so, it's for a good cause!

Gladly. The Yah is a fascinating creature, densely inhabiting our glorious little sunshine-free resort. He/she is generally thick, yet infuriatingly for the rest of us, able to purchase large quantities of alcohol without the need to withdraw cash, or even having to budget whatsoever for their littl...

What do people think are the best and worst features of our magnificent hall?

And how would you describe it to someone from a far-off exotic uni?

"Halls: anorexia the easy way"

By the way, before people try to chop me up into little pieces, this is a joke - no offence intended!

"St Andrews: Home of the £4000 soup-kitchens"

OR

"The best university in Fife".

No. These people truly take the piss for a living. They have no skill whatsoever in their chosen profession and furthermore, their offices reek to hell. They are unfriendly, malicious, uncaring, untrustworthy and LIARS. Should I ever have the misfortune to have any dealings with them in the future, ...

Every day I wait in line at mealtimes, eagerly trying to anticipate what more gastronomic delights await. Consequently I am now losing the will to live. I would rather blowtorch my own genitalia than eat another Regs meal. Words cannot describe the gut-wrenching, bile-inducing, ass-contracting disgu...

[s] Manic23 wrote on 14:22, 31st Jan 2004: Pontificator-Get a grip you ponce!!! Nobody asked you to look at the thread, and nobody really gives a shite whether you found it entertaining or not. It'll be the same when you post your thesis on the flawed theories of non existentialism and nihilism in m...