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Don't want to come across all arthousey but there's a beautiful little German film I saw last year, as part of the London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival, called Summerstorm. Everyone I've shown it to has loved it.

Check this out: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4966944.stm Good news for us, perhaps, but what do people think? Is it better to wait until it is resolved at a national level? Personally I'm glad because it means I'll be allowed to graduate, and our lecturers will get a much-deserved pay increa...

To rescue this thread back to its original purpose: a little girl once told him it was her birthday. His reply? "So what?" Classic.

Quoting Eliot Wilson from 10:43, 13th Dec 2005 ...while I don't want to cast aspersions about the Principal's age... [hr] Bill and Ted beat the Grim Reaper at Twister Bill: "You played very well, Death, especially with your totally heavy Death robes." Death: "Don't patronise me." He recently turned...

I'm trying to get my son and daughter together so that one day they'll give me an academic grandchild of pure blood. Sick?

I wrote to Ian McDiarmid a few weeks ago to ask if he'd consider running for Rector. No reply as yet, but I guess he'll be busy with all the Star Wars stuff for the forseeable future.

What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst arm-bands.

Bartlett's great and his wife, an honorary lecturer in the English department, is equally wonderful: got to love someone who makes cookies and popcorn for her students.
They have to be the most perfect couple in St Andrews.

[s] blinkey wrote on 14:44, 7th Oct 2004: Does anyone know where to find the draw (starting times) for the Dunhill Links Championship. The link on their website doesn't work. It does however say that Kevin Costner and Dan Quale are playing, among others. It's working now. Most of the big stars seem ...

[s]Chaucer wrote on 00:50, 24th May 2004:
Thats crap sly - most of the good male dancers I know are gay!


Doesn't mean we're not good in bed!

Going to be controversial here...but I wouldn't say Orlando Bloom can't act. Ok, I've not seen Troy yet, but let's look at his CV so far: Lord of the Rings, in which he plays nothing more than a one-dimensional extra; the same goes for Black Hawk Down. Its hard to give a decent performance with such...

Dogtanian was the best! Imagine taking seventeenth century France, making a cartoon about it, then adding dogs. Genius!

[s] Orion wrote on 00:52, 16th May 2004: russia - their presenter thought she was still in the cold war "at let us not forget that we are not in europe yet we are the biggest country voting tonight with the most people" Hold on a minute....the Cold War's over!? You would never have thought so the wa...

One of my female friends is fascinated by gay porn and is always on at me to explain the "mechanics" of gay sex to her. Just a shame I never have any more to tell her Lol

[s] Paranoid wrote on 23:46, 22nd Apr 2004: It's a unique (and definitely fun) experience! If its your birthday theres SO many more things you could attach to it to make it a special day! Lucky you I say! It would be a good way to 'plunge' into a new decade but I think I'll save it for next year...w...

Ok, I don't know if people are lying to me just so that I have to do it, or if it is really true. Does anybody know?

[s] Prophet Tenebrae wrote on 11:38, 22nd Apr 2004: But it's regressed back to secondary school now as we're all expected - and believe me the signs all but said mandatory - to attend an assembly where "keys will be checked and any not in attendance will be contacted subsequently". Is anyone else ju...

Elijah Wood. Naturally.

[s]Zombie Sheep wrote on 13:39, 23rd Mar 2004:
Oh, and before people start saying it was better in the old days, has anyone heard The Singing Kettle?


Spout, handle, lid of metal, what's inside the siiiiiinging kettle! Yes! And it was better in the old days.

One of my friends was asked by a guy to 'come over here for a minute.' Thing is, she did as well.