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Quoting RJ Covino from 22:44, 21st Mar 2008 Very tedious work, that.

Like decloggingg pubic hair of nubile semen.

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Quoting Ä from 16:13, 6th Mar 2008
I Thought That Munchingfoos Second Account Was Huge_ThrobbingPhallus.

Its Hugh, and I ain't no foo.

33rd thread I've posted on.

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You're only as old as the woman you feel.

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The Bop is about sex, people go to the Bop for various reasons, often to meet up with friends, but also to pull. The Bop is a fertile ground for one-night-stands, who cares if the same tune as last week is playing? When you're fingering X in the corner, knowing you'll be taking them back to your fla...

The cadaver failed to perform fellatio.

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Quoting Al from 17:57, 31st Oct 2007 Quoting Hughie Throbbingphallus from 23:08, 29th Oct 2007 Cum. That seems to be your answer for everything. And? Better than some of your bollocks (eg in Elections thread, students should always be members of the constituency they represent -absent student rep -...

Cum.

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Quoting exnihilo from 02:05, 25th Sep 2007 Quoting Hughie Throbbingphallus from 00:20, 25th Sep 2007 ...can we still apply for a posthumous HLM for him at the end of the year? You plan to kill him? No, he's just not sure of his chances of survival. [hr] [s]"Ooh Megatron!" -Carry On Transformers[/s]

I couldn't find it on google.

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Many actors have been given HLMs for services to theatre for far fewer and arguably less decent performances than my friend, graduate **** **** who is returning out of his own good will to save a production of Black Comedy in Venue One in two weeks time. If we get him a (very necessary - so he can u...

And the people who appear in it ie are written about, play reviews etc, and/or have their photo in it, well unless its a bad review of their play or whatever - and if they do get pissed off with the Saint for being critical or whatever then they clearly respect it as a publication otherwise they wou...

Just Sallies, New Hall & Regs left to go how are the rest of your doing?

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I agree Dr Roberts is cool "Discipline and welfare, we cut your balls off and then sew them back on for you." It really was prosecution and defence combined. Or should I say... probably not... should I not say anything else? Yes, arrange soft gag in mouth. [hr] [s]"Ooh Megatron!" -Carry On Transform...

"I'm a bit appalled that people have decided to further discuss this on a message board, seeing as it caused so much offense in the first place" God how naive. If you don't want gossip don't a)get so (openly) offended b) don't visit the sinner. The more offended someone is the better the gossip. Ten...

Cool it guys, I'm sure there'll do gown like good St Andrews students.

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You lot have been reading the News of the World too much you sound like a bunch of nosey, middle-aged reactionaries with too much spare time on their hands. Not every strange man is a paedophile who wants to watch nubile bejantines in their panties, or even young MALES! (Heaven forbid there'd be any...

I'm not saying anything.

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Despite my name I am actually a perverted and sexually frustrated girl, I am, by the way, incredibly hot, can we meet up for lots of sex? PS I have short hair for a girl and occasionally put a big dildo in my knickers, don't be alarmed. Also I like it up the bum. [hr] [s]"Ooh Megatron!" -Carry On Tr...

Doesn't matter much if its just for a posh wank though, right Steve?

Also the flavoured one's are great as a cheap alternative to bubble gum and if you have enough mint one's you can make a suitably slimy Slimer (from Ghostbusters) costume.

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moist

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