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An erection.

Tell him to suck your dick.

That should shut him up.

howcurious wrote:

househunter wrote:When I was a student at St Andrews I managed to get promoted to head server at one of the 5 star restaurants in town...

Just to be pedantic, how did you manage to become a head server in a '5 star' restaurant without knowing that there is no such thing as 5 star restaurant?

By being awesome.

They may also be making people aware that AIDS is finally funny.

You would learn that it's AIDS, not Aids.

It would be a good idea for people to stop using Hotmail anyway, especially students. A girl handed me her CV today that had her email listed as something like cutie-pie-xxx@hotmail.com.

Best break the habit now as some employers wont take a CV seriously if it's from a Hotmail address.

Forward your email to a Gmail account, I did this whilst at Uni without any consequence. Better interface and pretty much unlimited space.

Good choice of Uni. Bet you must hate this town, or is it just black people you don't like? Why would I hate this town?! I love it! This Uni must have the lowest percentage of black and Indian students out of all the Unis in the UK. It's a BNP haven!! There's more than the colour of skin when it co...

I am a strong BNP supporter and am offended by such comments as 'wouldn't like to be in his shoes'. At least someone has an opinion and puts their name against it - more than most of you pathetic Anon voters. Good choice of Uni. Bet you must hate this town, or is it just black people you don't like?

Wanna blow the horn of Gondor?

The current UK loophole is this. Imagine you're a waiter earning minimum wage and that the minimum wage is say £800 a month. If in one month you earn £400 in tips then the restaurant will pay you £400 with the other £400 topped up with your tips, making up to the minimum wage. If in another month yo...

I don't care if your tips top up your wage in the US, if you give shit service expect no tip.

Also I don't see why it should be a percentage of the final price, it has nothing to do with the waiter whether I get the sirloin steak instead of a bowl of soup.

"Want to see the Eiffel Tower ladies?"

I don't subscribe to what I've heard about tips in America, something like 10% for poor service, 15% for adequate and 20% for good service. How about fuck all for shit service? And if you run out of the restaurant asking why (which I've heard happens in the US) you'll get a kick in the dick or cunt ...

Also you're not downloading any torrents are you?

Check connection settings within Firefox.

Tools > Options > Advanced > Network > Connection settings.

Post what you see in there.

There was one in the big shopping centre in Dundee on the top floor. Might not be there now though.

Well I guess you'll have to veggie for the contest then, or stock up when the farmers market comes to town.

Ha, cost me £10 a year, never took the offer up though.

Seriously though find someone who works in the hotel and they might be able to give you guest passes or something?

The OCH has a 20 metre pool in the spa. Don't know how much it'll cost, but if you know someone who works for the hotel they can probably get you in cheap as most of them have staff access to the spa, or at least they did when I worked there.