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If I give you a spoon, would you eat my ass? x

You should come. I went to St Andrews. I am in Dundee now. But we are always on the look out up here for some new young bitches for fun in the sack

When I was a kid there was nothing like a bottle of cider in the park with 20 regal kingsize. Sorted

You Could mention that he is wrong about taking on the rest of the world. They could not take on any of the nuclear powers as that would lead to their destruction as well. You could also mention that if their sports are so great why are they the only ones in the world who play most of them, whilst t...

I get what you mean. But you have to admit it least it was original and quite funny to read.

Who cares. You got 19.5

Go and speak to your GP. No experience with what you are speaking about, but have had other problems and I got a lot help from them.

I am not a 100%. But I think you will have to pay it back. But if you are leaving the U.K never too return and they are unable to trace you they can't get any money from you.

Its hard to say. Its a bit like asking how long is a bit of string? You need to know more details. Like: How big is the house? How many people are sharing? Is it double glazed windows? Is it gas and electric or all electric? What billing agent you use? (This only changes the bill by about 5-7%-and i...

Just sit her down and say listen you silly bitch I know what your playing at I saw the messages just come clean and I can call you a cow and find a new flat mate. Oh yes!!! tell her she reeks of pish and you never liked her anyway. You will feel better later.

i though it was shite

Its a fail so you will get a resit. However, that only gets you the credits. If you get an 11 in the resit or a 19 for that matter you are still not guranteed a place. Its realy up to the department if they let you in or not. If its a really popular subject you could be fucked. Speak to your lecture...

My mums a teacher and I am friends with six student teachers. You wont get away with the lip piercings. The ear ones should be ok it depends what they are like. You will have to cover the tats as well. If you dont do this they wont be long in telling you too. You have to look proffesional. Lets face...

Just say to her "can you please shut your mouth when you are eating you dirty bastard. I don't mean to moan but it is minging"...Sorted

Quoting theyahyahyahs from 17:29, 21st Dec 2006 Hi guys, Just got wind of the fact that a present my little sister has got me is pretty shit. I have asked her whether she is joking about the present being sub standard and i ahev informed her that she still has time to take it back and get me someth...

Tell him straight. Just say "look you are smelly bastard and you smell like pish and your room reeks of shite. Now do the whole house a favour clean your room, have a wash, by some deo and wipe your ars properly.

Why not try Andy. He is only next door. Sure he would let you suck on his pair. You are both Big Gay Bum Boys. Sorted!!!!!!

Try the Salvation army. You get a free bowl of soup and a role as well.

Good luck with that.