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Imagine a human dictator who cared nothing if is subjects were good or evil so long as they devoted their lives to worshiping him. What a cunt. Imagine a deity with the same attitude. So glad it's fictional.

"Don't call my mom a bitch, you fat fuck!" "Hey! Don't call me fat you butt-fucking son of a bitch!" Southpark the movie "I am a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall him, if he should be shot in the head by a policeman; or hang himself in his jail cell; or struck by a bolt o...

Ha, yes. Infectious as the clap. I can see bold text becoming a running joke on these message boards.

I just had to visit uglypeople.com after that! Gross.

Evil Dead Granny:
http://www.uglypeople.com/voting.php?ne ... k2LkpQRw==

Knowing what "The Mung" is.

Paul, Ive heard a rumour that you're the guy who bellows gospel on Market Street. Is this true? If so PLEASE stop. Whoever it is does it right outside my flat and it's increadibly anoying. Alternatively, give me your address and I will bellow passages from a book of my choice outside. The book will ...

Cats are fairweather friends. They'll only hang around you for as long as you are the best source of food around. Dogs give real loyalty. If you are atacked, your dog will defend you as any loyal friend would. Your cat wouldn't give the worlds tiniest shit.

so, what is the deal with an outside company sponsoring/paying for a gig in the union? can non-students, therefore attend? (got some mates who love the beats, but aren't students.

what counts as ID if they can come, and what are the signing in rules for this night?

The bitch.

" British monarchs are numbered according to either that of their English or Scottish predecessors, whichever number is higher. Therefore, if we get a King James, he will be James VIII, as Scotland has had 7 Kings with that name compared to England's 2." How long has this rule been around? Why are t...

" 'Fraternity' tends to lead to some rather unpleasant conclusions."

Like what? Brotherly love going too far? Suspicious frat-boy antics?

The skiing and the mountains. Also the Euro is so much better than the pound (Dives under table to avoid incoming missiles).

How would you choose the second House?

" have you read some of his ideas he proposed for replacing the house of lords? He basically seemed to think that him and other intelligentsia should be given a free hand to run the country as they think fit as we are obviously mentally incapable of doing so." You prefer having the power lying with ...

Looks like this debate will continue for some time. For my part, I voted pro. I think it rediculous that someone else should decide whom I may listen to or debate with. I was slightly surprised to see how much the far left wanted to stifle free speech (although my Tory-boy friends have always insist...

Darwin award nomination!

http://www.fixedearth.com/

A wind up? I'm not certain...

Heather the Weather!

[s] Unregisted User Just Asking wrote on 11:05, 28th Jan 2005: [i] "Abortion = Deliberate Killing = Murder" "Abortion = Deliberate Killing = Murder" Well, deliberate killing only equals murder if the victim and killer are both human. The question, therefore, is whether a foetis should be considered ...