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Quoting flighty from 17:07, 9th Jul 2005 Damn Americans, just can't hold their drink. Methinks my former roomie is about . . . But I personally found amusing how one of the wardens had a crush on a certain young lad ever since carrying him to bed in fresher's week . . . (or how that same lad woke u...

So, do we ever get to find out who won? It's a shame if we don't . . .

Oh, yes, and I almost forgot-- two nominations for "Biggest/Worst Gossip":

Nomination 1: Louise Hallman

Nomination 2: Alisdair Cain

And I've seen both of them on a number of occassions just sitting in the foyer with our lovely night porters waiting to see who brings whom home . . .

My nomination for worst (not funny) drunken behaviour: Young Fiona in the D-floor toilets one evening, banging on the walls, completely incoherent, throwing jam sandwiches down the toilet, and eventually being carried upstairs bodily by four people . . . it was funny in retrospect, I suppose, though...

I think the Senior Student hecklings in which Jules and Louise had quite a few gos at each other was fairly entertaining. If there is really going to be a "Best performance in a heckling" award, it should go to Jules for pissing off the most people in the room that night.

[s] fact_me_till_i_fart wrote on 20:44, 23rd Feb 2005: but the worst thing is being dumped by text message. Anyone who does that wants shot and their body dragged through the streets! Agreed-- it's right up there with being dumped over MSN. Some men just need to get some balls and do these things in...

Oh, dear-- I went to university in America, as well, and I can attest to the addictive power of thefacebook. It was especially bad as my other uni was added during exam time . . . quite the useful procrastination tool, though, and indeed quite helpful for anyone with stalkeresque tendencies. You kno...

It can be a "Brad Pitt engaged in acts of violence" night and we could have: Fight Club where he beats other men to a bloody pulp, Interview with a Vampire where he sucks the life out of people (and small animals), and Se7en because even though Mr. Pitt himself doesn't harm anyone there is still vio...

I saw the title of this thread and thought, "Oooh, my brother's name is Xander, and he is Polish." Unfortunately, this thread is not about my brother. In fact I really have no idea what this thread is about. But my brother is cool nonetheless, and I felt as though I should mention it.

Mmmm, what is that Brad Pitt photo from? He looks all bloody as though he's been in a fight. I hope you're showing Fight Club . . .

Can we take showers next Friday or not?

Oh, yes, and I always wear my academic gown to the shower anyway, though singing chorals would be a nice touch. Shower singing, we should start that.

Sonia:
"I have penis hands; if I were a lesbian, the girls would be lucky."

Just curious really-- was anyone actually sequestered in the small tv room with the camp beds and plastic floor covering on Sunday? Or did the wardens have a really boring night? [On a seperate note, what kind of marker did they give us to write with-- I still can't wash it off and think I am cursed...

Here's an old one:

"Andy": I like to screw!
"Jessica": If you want something to screw, come up to my room.

(they were talking about an actual screwdriver and a set of drawers, and somehow they didn't even see the hilarity of their conversation until someone pointed it out to them)

A conversation overheard between a pair of young medics returning from lectures:
medic #1: "Do you like it in the Bute?"
medic #2: "God-- I like it in the Bute so much. You can take me in the Bute anytime you want to."

[s] Zombie Sheep wrote on 13:57, 1st Nov 2004: [s] a kela wrote on 19:32, 31st Oct 2004: [i] [s] Zombie Sheep wrote on 18:52, 31st Oct 2004: [i] I didn't make the link. Yeah, but you're thick! [/i] Hey, I think thats a bit harsh, surely? [/i] Sorry-- Hopie told me to do it (honestly). I actually did...

My "conscience" gave me a list this morning of a half dozen or so people I need to apologise to as he figured I wouldn't remember in the morning . . . so . . . 1) Apologies to that fire-alarm-setting, pink-shirt-wearing character for apparently "cracking him over the head" with my magic wand (don't ...

[s]Zombie Sheep wrote on 18:52, 31st Oct 2004:
I didn't make the link.


Yeah, but you're thick!

[s] hopie wrote on 12:27, 21st Oct 2004: .....and if im to have a musicals night im showing south park no question If you show any cartoons during film night, I shall boycott (saying that, though, I realize it will just give you more incentive to show them-- damn-- you've bested me again, mr. hopwoo...

Wouldn't an evening of horror films be seasonally appropriate?