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I am a bit lonely though.

Well sonny before I bestow me oats of wisdom can you just tell me like what happened to the first three posh smelly slapheads. why is you 'IV' sunshine? Get your own identity kid, otherwise people is gonna think you're a car or somein. First like me name ain't really like Kreep. Thats like me spud-d...

What is the merit to circumcision? (other than if you run out of corned beef)

I got hit by a meteor. Had no effect at all. But i was travellin in the other direction at the time so that might a had somein to do with it i suppose. The secret to not gettin hit is to duck i reckon.

Bit of Both

Ain't your brother killed you yet or what? Titwank.

go eat bamboo panda natty dread

Kreep does not live in hall at all. Kreep squats. Elsewhere.

Cos I is breakin me terms of probation

Kreep does not live in Regs Annexe

gimp

Try Paedophilia.

It stings.

(holes are too titchy)

I is resurespected. I was happy. I was safe and secure and not getting nightmares never. The four months I spent in solitary confinement were the happiest of me life. I didn't have to worry none about clothes or meals or time pressures or money but above all i never had to see a bleedin women not on...

Janet Street Porter accent

I've had her