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maybe it's... FRANCESCO ALVEREZ de la HOYA!! mild-mannered encyclopedia salesmen by day, greasy elvis impersonator/gigolo by night

I'm not knowledgable on the dude's past dealings with Iraq (or lack of), but I wasn't very convinced by the way he handled himself infront of the Senate. True he did bring up some excellent points, shedding light on America's errors and hypocricies, but it seemed his strategy was more to denouce the...

alright, as creator of this post i declare that it was created for the intention of a good chuckle and have no ambition of pursuing any [(of the more malicious)] actions suggested here (nor should anyone else!). and just as a follow up for anyone that cares i drew a large and detailed picture of a w...

i had a dream the a hamburger was eating ME

upon returning to my humble abode yesterday something struck me- a chocolate flavored condom filled with several gallons of water (those things hold a lot). my ridiculously mature roommate decided to heave the aforementioned contraceptive out of our 3rd floor window, evidently that's how he gets his...

get a used one from e-bay, it's a much better deal

is an industrious individual with a superior social sense and a penchant for gambling away his money at the local pubs... see you at the lu'aus man

allow me to be the first to applaud your efforts, you're a man of great ambition and no doubt flawless character--you'll go far in life.
to the ladies, help this guy out, he's truly one in a million

FREGGIN YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(rush KATO)

favorite restaurant is Arby's

1) Grapefruit-- thats the only thing in the world i can't cope with...

diet coke soothes the soul and tickles the fancy.

if you could have any cartoon character ever (from any movie/tv shows) come to life and be your friend, who would it be (and 'why' might be interesting)?

STOOOOP! dont do it kid, its not worth it. embrace your natural beauty, let your true colors flow. we have nothing to hide!
jog on ladies, jog on

Quoting David Bean from 01:26, 3rd May 2005 What the hell? If she's interested in meeting people, why the devil wouldn't she want to cite having one's own car as an advantage? Nothing mercenary about that - it's just good sense. I wish I knew more people with cars! Damn good job I did in first year...

im gay and meet none of the criteria... who could ever love me?

howdy,
a third party booted all over my bedroom floor the other night and it's still quite foul. any advice on how to go about cleaning the rug?
cheers dudes

lina
you talk a pretty big game, likely to break a few hearts if you keep boasting such exotic personal details. so are you all talk, or are you up for swinging by my place and helping me write my history essay...?

Don't worry, everything will remain private. Confidence is essential for either of us to get anything out of this. Hit up my e-mail NegativeSandwich@hotmail.co.uk and we'll coordinate this.
i look forward to hearing from u!

yo, all you crazy cats out there just as lost as myself, how about an experiment in self-discovery? is anyone up for it? in 'On the Road' jack kerouac and alan ginsberg participated in, bluntly, an experiment of self-discovery: a conversation containing the absolute truth, nothing was withheld, they...