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I realise this sounds fucking ridiculous but it cropped up in a conversation and now has been pissing me off for ages... is salad(lettuce and other leaves)a vegetable? or just a plant? how do you define a vegetable? heeeellllllllllllppppppppp

never fear of retribution by the uni aslong as your asences follow the correct procediure.i suggest 'stomach flu' as a very plausable excuse as it sounds as nasty as it is, and everyone thinks that you have been shitting your lungs out anyway so are hardly going to ask questions. personal problems a...

I always thought the man from Keane looked like a pie. that is all.

would you play my trumpet?