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Oh Al. Al, Al Al... I'm sorry for not being direct enough in what I wanted to convey. The truth is, yes, I have a massive willy (or so they say). But that vagueness is just my style; you may never be quite sure what I mean; after all, I am an ambiguous man.

That's me! Well, I don't have dark hair. Or glasses. Or a pink hoody. But the rest of the description fits.

Morgan Tsvangirai was one of the nominees... I'm not quite sure how he got pipped to the post.