dope, angel dust, lsd, x, hash....
why aren't there any raves in St. Andrews??!! where's the night club? can't we convert the empty golf museum into a skanky night club?
if all else fails and the social life @ St. Andrews does not provide something/ someone useful - how effective are mail order "grooms" from Russia? and if from Russia - should I merely buy some vodka?
why is it that all the girls botch up freak dancing? it's the most natural animalistic thing you can do with a litre or two of alcohol in you. seriously if people need lessons i'll make an instructional video.
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she hasn't changed her sheets since Sept. and she constantly leaves her pants everywhere. and wakes up @ 7:30 even though her first lecture is not until 11. what the hell do i do?