Dating 53.85% 34.06% Flirts mildly, then runs away Self-Lovin' 89.39% 61.74% Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness 98.39% 77.91% Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive 95.24% 75.74% Monks are envious Straightness 81.48% 40.39% Just go fuck something, okay? Fucking Sick 98.98% 90.29% Refres...
Quoting kaybee from 21:12, 27th Apr 2006 In the last week - a mate of mine was breastfeeding in a shopping centre, she was carrying her baby in a maya wrap so you couldn't see anything and was asked (over the tannoy no less) if "the lady breast feeding in front of (insert name of shop here) could p...
I, along with 5 other girls, have to produce a poster in powerpoint for our public health module (because the ability to make posters is such a desirable trait in a doctor *eye roll*). We have a vague idea of what we want the poster to look like, but none of us has any idea of how one goes about act...
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn't just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter, When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES. First of all, there's the name that the family use daily, Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James, Such as Victor...
I knew the derivation, but I didn’t realize the term was considered so offensive in the UK. Whether they know the derivation or not, Americans tend to use it as a sort of affectionately rueful term, e.g., “I’m such a spaz, I just added 3 cups of salt to the cookie dough” or “Even though I knew how t...
Since I like the graphic novel so well, I was a little nervous about seeing the movie tonight. I am happy to report it was very good. Did anyone else sort of giggle to themselves imagining V chilling out in the Shadow Gallery setting up all those dominos? ("Oh bugger, that's the third time my cape h...
The Regs front door is always locked. There is a bell you can ring, but very rarely will anyone official (residence manager, warden, other member of staff) respond to the bell. Bell-ringers are at the mercy of any students in the vicinity of the door at the time the bell is rung. If no one answers t...
While walking down Lade Braes tonight, I noticed weird greenish lights in the sky as well. I don't know if it was too cloudy to see aurorae tonight, but it sure looked northern lightish.
I met such a sweet little 9 week old golden retriever on West Sands today. It licked my face and got some sand on my clothes, but I didn't mind. In fact, I seriously considered absconding with it. I’m pretty sure I could have outrun the couple to whom it belonged.
The punch line at the end is just the icing on the cake, a grace note, if you will. It is a bit long, but the whole thing is chock-full of little jokes. I thought it was great.