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Because it's not annoying, or offensive - it's just funny.

[s] Unregisted User Liam Gallagher wrote on 20:41, 12th Oct 2002: ok folks, sorry if i annoyed you. I'm really scared by the last comment so I take it all back - Oasis are crap, Metallica and other heavy rock bands rule and piercings dont look gay or stupid - ok there you go. You can all stop crying...

Actually Chris, I have my own collection of offensive weaponry now. Not everything that can be used to either stave or cleave someone's head in our house belongs to Jamie. Although if I add his stuff, then I may just get confused enough that I'll get a "Liam punch" to the head. But to make things wo...

Reason: council tax demands

sound: fucking leeches

Muzza, saying that their new album is as good as anything they've done so far isn't a particularly good comment, considering everything they've done so far is shite as well.

Give me some good old fashioned handbag trance any day...

'S a bunch of arse. I wanna know who people are so that when I accidently slag 'em on the boards I know when to run in the real world. Anyway, my real name gives me all the mystique I need. And I was well amused to hear in the street the other night a kine across the road say "there's JamieMalk and ...

Chris, is that a lack of apathy I detect in your post?

I'm quite happy for people to tell me good stuff. I just don't want to be accosted by inanity...

Tell me nothing.

But that's because it's your only t-shirt.

Justified and Ancient (Stand by the Jams) - The KLF and Tammy Wynette.

Marvelous.

[s] The_Farwall wrote on 22:24, 27th Aug 2002: Don't blame me, Trev named them. Or at least, Trev gave it to me with that name. I didn't investigate any further into it's past. Makes a nice twin for the one of Dave on the Vanities page don't it? Tsk, that Trev. We'll have to see what we can do to ge...

I have a white coat and a big thermometre. Does that make me a scary person? Or is it what I do with them that counts?

With a double duvet for extra warmth and snuggling.

Lesbian bed shows are all very well and good - but Lesbians are invariably women, and thus rarely have six-packs, caterpillars and an arse you could crack walnuts with. Of course, if there were any of those in RockSoc it would be a different matter... As for general debauchery, it requires people to...

Personally I like to wear long red hooded robes with large horns sticking out the front when I go to RockSoc, but people keep calling me a freak.

Vats to grow babies in. If we focussed science enough, we could be rid of women by 2010 at the latest:)

No igniting in my house! I don't want to have to scrape charred Malk from my upholstery. And what would I do with all the crap that has accrued in my garden. No, he must live so that he can take it all away some day.

Call me old fashioned, but I find that I don't need women for sex. Oh no, that's not old fashioned, that's enlightened, sorry, gay.

There is no way that I'm having a gnu costume in my house. If you bunch of... people want to go about encouraging my flatmate to dress as a gnu you can damn well encourage him to dress as a gnu somewhere that isn't near my house. I'll get a reputation if people see gnus coming and going at all hours.