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I would like to point some abuse at whoever it is that deemed it necessary to offer me the chance to win $$$$'s on some highly suspect casino thing or whatever, when all I want to do IS WRITE MESSAGES TO MY FRIENDS ON A FUCKING 'STUDENT' MESSAGE BOARD.
WHERE HAVE ALL THE MARXISTS GONE?

p.s. don't you think that the wee smiley dude I've been using looks like Pian?

when's fresher's week, and who wants to put up with me on their couch. Oh, and please bombard Baster with shite until he gets rid of all these fucking popups, 'cos not only is it an insult to our collective intelligences it also slows my browser down.

And the problem with that is?

Oli - he's probably thinking about the speed at which the earth rotates... I'd lie down if I was thinking about it carefully enough!


[hr]Discourage in-breeding - ban country music!

The greatest fantasy films ever made are:
Brianna Loves Jenna
Le Parfume de Mathilde
The Uranus Experiment
and of course the entirety of the Voyeur series.

Don't forget that Mudd (two d's) also wrote the mighty 'It'll be Lonely This Christmas'.

Thank you for your birthday wishes, all two of them, even though neither were particularly offensive.
I got a degree today.

Who just happens to be one of THE most important figures in rock music during the eighties. Are you young enough to remember the eighties? If not, watch one of those terrible nostalgia programs on the telly. The eighties were shit. Guns N' Roses were one of the few good points about them. Respect we...

Have you ever had an email account? Have you ever opened it to find tons of spam, with one message you may want to read hiding in the middle of it? Or, have you ever infected your computer with a virus? If so, then you'll understand that it's a pain in the arse, and I don't play like that (maaaaan)....

sh.

Kabuki, (not kabukki as I wrote) is a traditional Japanese theatre form, where folks in masks and shit wail at each other.
Does it for me, anyway.

Don't imagine that porn in San Francisco is any better than you'll find anywhere else (with the possible exception of MacDuff), that's just an idea placed in your head by poor channel 4 programming and a pretend lesbian in FHM (who incidentally is now MARRIED TO A MAN). If you don't likeporn just sa...

Porn thread? PORN THREAD? Do you equate my name with porn? Oh, you do... If any one else has difficulty finding free porn on the interweb then they should go to a SHOP and just buy some. Or you could go to bomis.com and they'll give ya plenty (if you look hard enough, which is not very hard at all).

I got Monkey Gone To Heaven. And Jane's Addiction have far more interesting heroin habits than those fucking Deal sisters

I know that I'm being a hypocrite, since I vowed to get the website up when I was president and never did, but the photo section is terrible! My PC is pretty quick by normal standards, but the fucking thumbs (are they even thumbs?) are taking a fucking age to come up. They're still loading now, ten ...

Oh, you've no idea how much I want to crack some fucking skulls, but then I'd have no friends. Plus, it's the first nice day up here for about a fortnight and I have to spend it on a fucking train.
Look oot.

Quickly Crespo, they've figured out the code! I will transmit future correspondence in SECRET CODE NUMBER TWO, which they will never crack.
,yltsenoH woh derob tsum uoy eb ot eb gnidaer siht ?hsip oG dna kool ta ,NROP .timmangad

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I think your medication is wearing off.

Why don't you ask that rollerblading madman if you can register?