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Simply buy a paddle before the money runs out.

Is it really any of our business?

Quick update: Oli isn't a sabb, he's a member of staff, and hasn't had a beard for at least a month Steve Savage isn't a sabb either - he's a student officer Alex, Ben, Chris and David are sabbs. no one else is. Whether they're feckless wankers or not is subjective, but having met them, I don't thin...

Likes being tied up...

(or is this message on the wrong thread?)

What have the hall events been like this Freshers' Week?
McIntosh has been awesome, with speed meeting and ghost tours and karaoke and stuff - the committee has worked so hard but it's been well worth it!

What are other halls like? Have you had an action packed Freshers'?

A man of rare foresight?
(and quite sweet, if what we're led to believe on another thread is true)

(and a mean wrestler, if the internet video is to be believed)

Where's our Bean?

So? Anyone seen him?

If there are picture rails, then why not buy a really big sheet of wood, and hang that from the rail, thus providing an excellent place for displaying posters!

Bring 4 with you, and if you need any more you can get them done in the Union.

If it turns out you don't need them all, then why not write your name (or phone number) on the back and hand it to someone who catches your eye?

For anyone who isn't in halls of residence, I understand that the Albany Park committee will be taking non-residents under their wing. So as not to miss out on any of the Freshers week events and other hall-related things throughout the year, you'll be able to join in with the Gatty bunch. (I think ...

The Main Bar in the Union has wifi.
Internet and beer - what better combination?

??? ! ???

If someone has enough money to be able to afford a cleaner, then what's the harm in spreading the wealth by paying someone else to do it for them?

What if you really can't stand cleaning, and would rather pay someone else?

Quoting from 16:36, 24th Aug 2005
um, slave auctions?

and what would that go on to involve once someone is auctioned?

They would probably have to do your every will - however naughty it might be

Note the difference between the Uni (University) and the Union (Students' Association). Two completely different bodies! Bondage isn't illegal in the UK, but S&M is. As long as Bondage Soc complies with the Students' Association's equal opportunities policy, doesn't partake in or promote any illegal...

Is the Union the only bar in town that doesn't accept plastic?
Offsales does, but not the main bar.

Something should be done!

Let's start BeanWatch!

it will only "irrevocably alter the sinner" if you and other wankers like you want it to. for the rest of us it will provide us with the organisation and funds to actually help improve the guide to st andrews and the social aspect of the sinner. i for one will be going on wednesday to join up, thoug...

from 14:09, 20th May 2005, quarterstaff said something like the following: everything is a conspiracy, and i dont want to pay for somethign that i get for free because i dont feel the need to contribute to a group or society. everyone is welcome to go to rocksock events, and everyone can go to "jus...