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I blame Margaret. And Spiller. Although he's only really responsible for himself. Margaret is responsible for everything else.

[s]Zombie Sheep wrote on 14:47, 9th Dec 2002:
And also Dr Heitler. He appears somewhat disorganised (not great for a course organiser) but at least he has the skill of making insects appear interesting.


It's a trick, they're not interesting at all.

[s] The_Farwall wrote on 02:24, 8th Dec 2002: NEWSFLASH: Latest update... James Ian James Ian James Ian You Fool Magnus Bastard Woof Woof. I think now is the time to reveal his true magnitude and give him his proper title. Behold, Jamesian [Jesus] Jamesian [Jesus] Jamesian [Jesus] You Fool Magnus Ba...

[s] Zombie Sheep wrote on 19:38, 7th Dec 2002: What made me ask was that by biology lecturer Tucker recently dressed up as the devil and had a coversation beteen himself and the devil. And the point? To explain the lifecycle of some marine worm. Dr Tucker has been doing that for at least the past 15...

James James James You Fool Magnus Bastard...

I'll never remember all that.

See, "mini" refers to the fact that you are shorter than Dog. Everyone is shorter than Dog, but don't let that distract you.

Next you need to find a foreign friend with a pineapple for a head.

[s]underworlddreams wrote on 18:33, 26th Nov 2002:
Mini-Dog? I'm honored, I suppose...


You should be. Now get a pair of stilts, some bar towels and a sewing machine and get to work.

[s]rae wrote on 16:52, 26th Nov 2002:
As for being gay and not knowing Rae, well, we can arrange a matchmaking service if you'd like. Be warned, though, I tend to snog all the gay men I meet!


Presumably only the willing ones...

Bloody wimmin', always getting their tits out...

What if you're gay and don't know who Rae is?

Mmm, 'cos I worship at the altar of Satan don't I Chris

That's why we call you Mini-Dog behind your back.

That said, I've never seen you in a coat made entirely of beer mats...

IDS would win the leadership election. There's a small chance that Saddam might win them an election, so there'e no chance that the party would vote him into the position.

A long time ago - lets call it the mid-90s, there was a thursday evening event in the union theatre called "Eclipse". They played "choons". It was good. People actually went. It wasn't as popular as the bop, but then not everyone has taste. Then the union, in their infinite wisdom, decided that Satu...

RockSoc used to be about having fun, now it's all about proving who's sub-genre of pseudo-rock is best/more obscure. Perhaps if they played more mainstream rock... it would actually be fun again. People never used to go to sit around looking/being depressed or bitch about the fact that their favouri...

Where's the free goy pron?

[s]The_Farwall wrote on 10:26, 27th Aug 2002:
Plus he chickened out of releasing it in the US anyway.


I'd have chickened out if I had redneck americans issuing death threats against me...

The yum-yum has nothing on the doughnut. There are no mirrors for starters - which means I have to actually look at the people I'm talking to rather than an infinitely more attractive reflection. Unless I want to watch the fucking television with its fucking WWE crap on all the time (except when the...

[s] TheMadBear wrote on 00:01, 15th Oct 2002: As I said, everyone has the right to speak on this board as far as I'm concerned as long as it's not meant to cause intentional offence. I warn you though, homosexual comments, meaningful or not, or any other comments of the like will result in you getti...

[s] Unregisted User Liam Gallagher wrote on 16:49, 14th Oct 2002: i have not been offensive or annoying , Bizbaz(what a poofter-like name), I am expressing my right to freedom of speach and opinion. I don;t really care if you dont like Oasis, I was only asking if anyone did.Also you guys are probabl...