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Quoting Hughie Throbbingphallus from 00:20, 25th Sep 2007 Many actors have been given HLMs for services to theatre for far fewer and arguably less decent performances than my friend, graduate **** **** who is returning out of his own good will to save a production of Black Comedy in Venue One in tw...

Y'know what this means, Adam? i can see the signs. There'll be a little nagging voice telling you that YOU could do it better and you'll feel obligated to at least try to make your new Uni the best it can be.
Whether that voice is your subconscious or a real person depends on other factors.

(Praeco - Insurance Officer) + Alternative Prospectus + Societies Descriptions + parts of the DisOrientation Manual + all of the other safety and info leaflets or booklets that used to get lost by students within minutes = The Book Insurance Officer!!! That always had me shaking my head in amazement...

[I don't think it's that CHESS or St Andrews is underrepresented, but that the press automatically assumes the NUS represents all UK students (wrong on two levels). Plus, even if they did call St Andrews, if they don't get the Pres. straight away-- which happens most of the time because Tom doesn't ...

I get the impression that, like "suspenders" or (forgetting the term for what they are in English-English) "girdles"(?), they are mostly worn by, and should continue to be worn only by, journalists typing away furiously to get the night's report in.

52. Sing various countries' national anthems at the highest volume you can while walking across the North Haugh after the bop back to hall.

Anyone can clean up the shaving foam. A group of young men take it upon themselves to show up.

45. Start a "tradition" that, when you come back years later, is performed like ritual still.

Sex isn't a contract. One only needs parental consent to enter into contracts. The reason under 18s need their parent's permission to marry is because, technically, a marriage is a legal contract. It's also not illegal for minors to have sex with other (consenting) minors-- no need for parent's perm...

I thought they uncovered an old gibbet on the North Haugh a few years ago.

Her health is, apparently, not as strong as it used to be (logical, considering how old she must be getting). By the way, the old man who goes around with the sandwich board is not her husband, so the Mr Ross nickname is a misnomer. You have to admit, Mrs Ross is a kind and gentle lady and made St A...

do you think the play on bejant / bec-jaune is too subtle? No, but only if the term "yellow beak" is CLEARLY explained in some sort of freshers something or other-- like The Book. I was going to say that I completely don't remember bluebirds in my year, but 1) my mind has started to erase that year...

Quoting munchingfoo from 15:49, 24th Jul 2007
Hot Coffee (GTA San Andreas)

I don't get it, and trust me, anything to do with San Andreas I should get.
Maybe I've momentarily forgotten one fo the little scenes?

very true, according to JKR, exposition's a bitch.

This is why her books never truly adapt well to screen.

Perect example of why the government should NEVER run the health care system.

significance?

Are the T-shirts blue again?

David,

Yes

No

About the teachers being single and childless.
JKR hinted in an interview that the love lives and marital status of the teachers are more complicated than the children think.

Can they prove when the photo was taken? What if someone put flour on themselves on some other day of the year?

Emma Watson's acting was crap. And considering she didn't want to work with the director, I'm not surprised. "Am I contractually obliged to repeat the lines in every take?" "Well, yes." What the heck did she think the take was for? She mumbled some of her funniest lines or, worse yet, practically lo...

Quoting cain from 21:23, 30th Jun 2007 Fox News are going a bit OMG!Sensationalist!... The responses on the BBC seem very understated and, well, British. You know why that was, right? Because the BBC were still looking at their Atlases, saying "Glasgow... Glasgow... that's somewhere North, right? I...