They think of everything. The jizz is 'cum-flavoured'. http://superstore.sextoyvibes.com/details.link/tid/872107/cfid/2182075/cftoken/f4cf376adda61157-1188A371-3048-71DD-3F65059647978B30/toys/The-Squirter.htm And it's just as well her last name is Hamilton and not Smith, or you could have a few trau...
Quoting nighteyes from 01:43, 11th Jan 2007 [. you (men)are useful things for somethings (spider killing, [hr] i didnt say i was consistant, just right! No! Don't kill spiders. I killed one once and I still feel awful when I think of the poor wee (actually terrifingly humungous) thing. God, it coul...
After much thought (well, two seconds), when it comes to men versus vibrators men will always come up trumps. As lovely as vibrators are, an orgasm induced by plastic will never compare to an actual orgasm induced by a person. The reason? Vibrator-orgasms are hollow, for wont of a better word an org...
Quoting nighteyes from 15:46, 7th Jan 2007 Quoting Rufus from 15:34, 7th Jan 2007 But personally you can kiss my ass. [hr] i didnt say i was consistant, just right! I'd rather not, thanks. You can write as atrociously as you like; it's your problem not mine. My beef was with Senethro's claim that c...
It's not mad. The 'I have more important things to worry about than my grammar' argument just Does Not Wash. We all have things to worry about, but that doesn't mean we should all gaily let our spelling go to pot. It's like...reversing over a five-year-old because you had 'more important things to w...
Quoting flarewearer from 14:53, 7th Jan 2007 And what exactly is Olive Oil doing in "traditional" oatcakes? Unless it is sourced from the ancient and beautiful Olive Groves of the Carse of Gowrie, it just shouldn't be there. [hr] http://imagegen.last.fm/chemin/artists/emoscopes.gif Rubbish. Paterso...
Quoting the Empress from 00:50, 7th Jan 2007 Those 'traditional' Scottish oatcakes have palm oil in . . .
Yes. That really annoys me. It's Nairn oatcakes that use palm oil. Go for Paterson's oatcakes, they use olive oil and even have little orangutan-friendly stickers on them. Cute.