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if that's a drinking song, heaven help their love ballads.

I just can't stand 'An Sylvia' any more

No one please mention Freasher's Fayre. I'm on the verge of having an aneurism already. Or possibly signing myself in for my free lobotomy.

It could be worse. In Poland you get re-runs of the old House of Lords equivilant.

Hocus Pocus? It rings a bell, but I can't remember from where. Anyone care to refresh my memory?

No, but the contract finishes off at the end of this month.

I've sent Oli the updated list, so everything should be nice and fluffy now. Oli, di you get my Rocksoc and GLaAH reviews, as my email is arseing about you might not have.

Also, and I know that this is a long shot, but does anyone have a spare floor for a homeless Grants Convenor for two weeks?

I'll bring you some flyers when I come down, oh yes.

Sal, which castle is it?

Sound: rustlerustlerustlerustlerustle

Reason: Flyers being made ready for Tammy to hand out again...

Why did you choose the bloody Marcher Lords Sal?

Noise:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reason: Well done Tammy. You shall never leave.

It's been just about sorted out. I have seen with mine own eyes the big VPS whiteboard with all the stuff on it.

Only if you're very good and don't make a mess.

The Purple Throated Snatchwarbler? You mean the SSC?

Have any been seen in the Lift of Death in Mackintosh?

You know full well that I didn't fall into the lake. What with being night blind I just took a wrong turn, that's all.

Not so much that, but the summer is a time for change and improvement after all. I may well have returned to my devious ways come the start of term, but that, after all is in two motnhs time.

The fur's gonna fly on this one. As usual.

DON'T LET MARCO WRITE ABOUT THE KK! MERCY!!

A Gnu is less concealable though

Bonnie, as a Union hack I have to be honest sometimes, and whilst everyone is away is probably the best time, for they know not who I am. As to the sand, it would probably be a bit difficult to swallow too. As to the Garden Party. That would be lovely, but would there be the option of burning things?

Oh yes Al she did so love her horsie

I never left dear. I have been here all summer because I've had no way of transporting my things back home, so I remained here where I now poison people for £5.50 an hour.

How's Viz by the way?

Betty Boop? But she had an evil mutant head.