What's the best way to ask a woman out?

[ninman]

There's this girl in my class that I totall fancy, but I just don't know how to ask her out. I'm kinda scared that she'll say no or something. I think she's person, smart, funny and pretty, I just don't wanna balls it up by saying something stupid.

Any advice, women only though.

[Spaceman Spiff]

well with the charming witty captions you always place on the sinner, threats of math related beatings im sure you dont need us to tell you how to balls it up, enjoy.

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"I don't do bubbles; that was the other guy."

[flossy]

Slip a note into one of her books. It's not face-to-face, so it's less scary. And chances are that if she doesn't want to, she act like nothing happened rather than have to tell you outright.

It's the cowards way to do it, but I like it.

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[davearnie]

disregard the above advice thats bloddy creepy!!!
You should start by accidently siting next to her in class, then say hi afterwards. Do that a few times, and gently get to know a bit more about her. Then ask her out for a coffee!

[Blondie515]

Quoting davearnie from 10:05, 20th Apr 2005
disregard the above advice thats bloddy creepy!!!
You should start by accidently siting next to her in class, then say hi afterwards. Do that a few times, and gently get to know a bit more about her. Then ask her out for a coffee!

i would agree with that advice!!!, girls tend to be much more quick on the uptake than guys and she will notice the extra attention!!! if you ask her to meet up and she makes an excuse she prob isnt too into you, but if she says she cant and reschedules a more convienient time u have prob pulled!!!

[Buffy]

Quoting Blondie515 from 10:16, 20th Apr 2005

Quoting davearnie from 10:05, 20th Apr 2005
disregard the above advice thats bloddy creepy!!!
You should start by accidently siting next to her in class, then say hi afterwards. Do that a few times, and gently get to know a bit more about her. Then ask her out for a coffee!

i would agree with that advice!!!, girls tend to be much more quick on the uptake than guys and she will notice the extra attention!!! if you ask her to meet up and she makes an excuse she prob isnt too into you, but if she says she cant and reschedules a more convienient time u have prob pulled!!!

Totally agree. This is definitely the way forward! Good luck!

[Jack Dee]

don't tell her you're ninman, otherwise she would laugh at you and publicly ridicule and humiliate you, since you have demonstrated on the sinner many times how much of a twat you are.

and that's speaking as an objective truth, and not an irrational, subjectified bashing.

[Pender Native]

I'd agree with davearnie's advice, not because I think the note idea was creepy, notes in books can be fun and sweet. But if a guy asked me out by a note, I wouldn't think much of his confidence, communication skills or courage, which all have a big effect on how attractive I find someone.

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'I like to listen to a man who likes to talk. Whoops! Sawdust and Treacle, put that in your herring and smoke it!' - quote from the Bursar in Terry Pratchett's Discworld books. Hope that clears up any confusion as to my personal tastes!

[ninman]

Quoting Jack Dee from 12:29, 20th Apr 2005
don't tell her you're ninman, otherwise she would laugh at you and publicly ridicule and humiliate you, since you have demonstrated on the sinner many times how much of a twat you are.

and that's speaking as an objective truth, and not an irrational, subjectified bashing.

I think that the only one who looks like an idiot is you.

[Blondie515]

I think that the only one who looks like an idiot is you.[/quote]

seconded!!!

[Guest]

Quoting ninman from 16:04, 20th Apr 2005

Quoting Jack Dee from 12:29, 20th Apr 2005
don't tell her you're ninman, otherwise she would laugh at you and publicly ridicule and humiliate you, since you have demonstrated on the sinner many times how much of a twat you are.

and that's speaking as an objective truth, and not an irrational, subjectified bashing.

I think that the only one who looks like an idiot is you.

But I ain't ninman!

[Spaceman Spiff]

nimman is a wiener a wiener a wiener, nimnam is a wiener, she will chant as she laughs at your feeble attempts at courtship!

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"I don't do bubbles; that was the other guy."

[Guest]

what ID do we need to present for housing accomodation?

[Rufus]

Be direct. Be honest. Be yourself.

If that's too vague for you, how about sauntering up to the lady in question and saying 'Hello. You're lovely. Would you do me the honour of going for a drink with me some time?'

Smile and be nice, and it'll all be fine.

Only arseholes are horrible to friendly polite people, so if she rebuffs your invitation, you'll know she wasn't worth it in the first place.

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