"Ok if that is how you want to play it you have been warned."
"Anyway like i give a fuck you were probably some bird i had a one night stand with - or some bird who fancied me - and i just didnt give a toss.
well boo hoo for you babe.
Get a life.
End OF"
he, he, he!! Anyone who knows you can surely see how utterly hilarious these comments are!!! (Funny coz it's it sad!!)
"gee man what is it with all this dave is a nice guy all of a sudden marlarky!!!" - you said it yourself - it's malarkey!!! You're not really a nice guy, so perhaps that answers your question!!!
Go on, make my day and accuse me of also being a jilted admirer... or have you got something better up your sleeve? You've gotta laugh!!