British guy seeks American girl for marriage and maybe love

[Mr Comedy]

Here's the deal ladies - I want a job in America, but I'll need a green card/visa to do so...

Unless I get married! You don't know where it may end up, I might even like you after a while.
Candidates with good knowledge of the American job market required, own teeth and hair preferable. I won't get by with only my Nigerian email scams for all my life, so this is it. You know the ones "HI, MY NAME IS NAGOWNU ASHANTI, AND I HAVE FOUND YOU TO BE MOST OF THE TRUSTWORTHY". I send them to you like, once a week. But that's no career.

Please post resume with three references, picture, covering letter and academic transcript.

[kas48]

may i ask what's in it for american women??

[LonelyPilgrim]

There are people who take the piss and treat the Personals Ad Board as a lark... then there is Mr. Comedy. Respect man.

[hr]I sing of arms, and the man...

[Cain]

[s]kas48 wrote on 21:11, 31st Mar 2005:
may i ask what's in it for american women??


Mr Comedy.

[Cain]

[s]kas48 wrote on 21:11, 31st Mar 2005:
may i ask what's in it for american women??


Mr Comedy.

[kas48]

yeah..? and..?

[pobtastic]

Yeah and he's a fucking wanker so you'll be spared from the ordeal of having to have sex with the pompous bastard...and you'll be able to settle in the Uk and live away from your "great" husband (and every other American for that matter)

[LonelyPilgrim]

Anyone else tired of anti-social hatemongers on the Sinner?

[hr]I sing of arms, and the man...

[Mr Comedy]

Quoting pobtastic from 01:27, 3rd Apr 2005
Yeah and he's a fucking wanker so you'll be spared from the ordeal of having to have sex with the pompous bastard...and you'll be able to settle in the Uk and live away from your "great" husband (and every other American for that matter)

It's nice to be loved.

[Guest]

[s]kas48 wrote on 20:54, 1st Apr 2005:
yeah..? and..?




His dick's small as his IQ.

[harley mariko]

"you'll be able to settle in the Uk and live away from your "great" husband (and every other American for that matter)"


Hey, I'm a single american girl about to start postgraduate school at St Andrews and I'd be more than happy with a scam marriage in which I got to live in the UK. But have fun with our job market. Unless you majored in credit card collections, cell phone sales, telemarketing, or low-carb food production, you'll be hard pressed. Plus, no benefits and you no longer have the right to sue your company should the deep fryer catch your polyester vest and burn 70% of your body.

[Bryn]

I thought there were weird rules about marrying someone in the states for immigration purposes? I thought you had to wait in your country of origin for three years and not travel to the US during that time, and then you can go over and have to get married within a certain period of time. Am I wrong about this?

[hr]http://bryn.ipfox.com

[Cain]

And Comedy's plan lies in ruins.

[hr]
I hold an element of surprise

[jennyo]

Have none of you ever seen Green Card? Obviously hilarity will ensue, which is always good. Although you'd have to look like old Gerard Depardieu, Comedy.

As an American, I'd do my patriotic duty by marrying you except half of my family is still expecting me to marry the prince and the other half expects me to marry a burly Scotsman who strides manfully about in a kilt shouting 'och aye the noo'. Sorry. It could have been beautiful.

[hr]Do those under a risk of death by metor run some thus-far indefinite risk of longrun meteorisation?
- David Bean

[Al]

"the other half expects me to marry a burly Scotsman who strides manfully about in a kilt shouting 'och aye the noo'."

The only Scotsman I ever heard utter the above phrase was William "Buffalo Bill" Johnston, former night porter of the Students' Association. He must be about 70 by now. If not older. He did wear tartan trousers though. If that's any good to you.

[hr]Life is too important to be taken seriously.

[Mr Comedy]

[s]pobtastic wrote on 01:27, 3rd Apr 2005:
Yeah and he's a fucking wanker ...


I love you too.

[Lindsey]

The U.S. gives you and your "fiance" 9 months to get married while you can live in the country. But you canot get a job until you are married. And if she moves there you get 6 months to marry but she can get a job right away. Love to have you out to Vegas, but unfortunately i know all this because i am more then likely already going to marry a different englishman. Good luck on your search. Maybe including your degree would help.

[dasein dealer]

on behalf of all the girls just dying to marry you, do you have any references from past relationships/friends w/benefits/onenight stands/etc?

anyone willing to argue that he isnt a f*cking wanker?

[Newty]

I am neither female nor American, nor have I bothered to read all of this thread, but I would quite enjoy marriage to Mr Comedy. We could live in a gaily-coloured house and batter each other with comedy mallets. It would be beatiful.

[hr]

Will Watson. Medical student. Cake lover.

[Guest]

Mr. Comedy,

I am an American woman hoping to hatch the same scheme. I currently live in Washington DC and am heavily involved with politics, but I want to rellocate to London.

Quoting Mr Comedy from 21:02, 31st Mar 2005
Here's the deal ladies - I want a job in America, but I'll need a green card/visa to do so...

Unless I get married! You don't know where it may end up, I might even like you after a while.
Candidates with good knowledge of the American job market required, own teeth and hair preferable. I won't get by with only my Nigerian email scams for all my life, so this is it. You know the ones "HI, MY NAME IS NAGOWNU ASHANTI, AND I HAVE FOUND YOU TO BE MOST OF THE TRUSTWORTHY". I send them to you like, once a week. But that's no career.

Please post resume with three references, picture, covering letter and academic transcript.