nackered and battered but some life left yet...

[stan]

ok i go away for a week and everyone has turned into lonely hearts columnists... impressive, anything for a gang bang.
well heres me. broken down toothless alcoholic from the peoples republic of teeside. seen too many miles but a fry up keeps the engine ticking over. seeks slave girl...
speak to greebo about getting pictures of me.
[hr]hmm marinated spig at the bbq. i cant wait!

[ghettogirl]

Uncle Stan! I hate to be the one to point out that the "slave girl" angle was perhaps not the best way of going about this?! Dont be scared kids-he's a decent northern lad who gives good advice, makes a great bolognaise and plays badminton!

[stan]

and no-one has yet pointed out my ironic comparisons to a knackered car and the state of direpair my car is now in...

[hr]fecking ford mondeo drivers, will they ever slow down

[me]

stan? single? looking for a slave girl? yay, there is a god!

[Russian vixen]

seeks slave girl...

can i bring a whip?

[pinky1984]

badminton raquets make good whips...

[stan]

[s]Unregisted User Russian vixen wrote on 16:52, 20th May 2003:
can i bring a whip?


as you wish...