Do Dateable men exist?

[bored and confused]

Good evening all. Hope everyone had a nice day.

I know which posts you're referring to, I was taking the piss a bit to be honest. I do actually wear pearls but I'm not really particularly right wing. Plus those measurments are no longer correct I'm afraid...have put on a bit of weight over the summer!! I'm still a size eight but with bigger boobs, it's not the end of the world.

Ps

Life really would be better under this Conservative

[ONeill]

I bet it would...

[Delts]

Anarchy!

Or maybe not.

Sadly it wouldn't work... sadly.

[donpablo]

Must be all that Starbucks cream!

[bored and confused]

mmmmmmmmm the cream. Ok now I can't wait for my drink tomorrow..hahahah.

[bored and confused]

I've missed the banter and especially DA Crowe.....xxx

[ONeill]

I have you down as the Baroness Thatcher in disguise after all the talk of Conservatives and pearls...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggie_Thatcher

[bored and confused]

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah not quite. Maybe one day!!!

[DACrowe]

I've missed the banter and especially DA Crowe.....xxx

Give a guy a break; I'm moving house. Or rather, I moved yesterday and today I'm checking e-mails, cleaning floors and dealing with the recycling I've had kicking about for months now. I imagine if I don't do something about the huge amount of cardboard recycling the university might not take kindly to it. I could always say it was a sculpture, I suppose.

"Dear sir or madam,

You may believe the six foot fall pile of boxes, mostly with my name and address on them*, which I left in the accommodation to be, as you put it, 'unattended refuse', but I assure you that it is in fact an abstract self-portrait in the medium of amazon boxes and will be extremely valuable as soon as carboard sculpting becomes a recognised art form.

Yours,
D.A. Crowe."

*Alas; and therein the reason I can't just dump them in the hallway like everyone else in the house seems to have done with their rubbish.

[bored and confused]

I was flirting with you. Accept it and then move on.

[big_phil]

I was flirting with you. Accept it and then move on.

I don't think he quite got that one. But I'd imagine internet flirting isn't very successful!

[bored and confused]

which is why i'm still single...

[ONeill]

which is why i'm still single...

I'd have said it was more to do with you setting criteria that eliminates people to the point that you are looking for a needle in a haystack.

[bored and confused]

I'll find the needle in the haystack...don't you worry about that!!!

[ONeill]

I'm sure you will, just don't spend all your life looking as you'll miss out on rolling around in the hay.

Slow day here...*bored*.

[bored and confused]

I rolld around in the hay as i'm looking for the needle. Great way to pass the time...

How's it going today?

[ONeill]

Not a bad idea to be fair.

It's going fantastically. Two folks in the office next door have been diagnosed with swine flu as well. That has been the highlight of the morning so far.

I imagine things are more exciting in your life today?

[bored and confused]

I'm sitting in pyjamas, contemplating going back to bed...

The highlight of my day has been waching mummy assemble a tv stand, which she's nearly done.

Swine flu is exciting...unless you have it.

Are you still studying at St Andrews?

[ONeill]

Well I'd be more than willing to swap with you. Been up since 05:00 and while I put on a good 'energetic look' I could do with some sleep.

TV stand. Plastic or glass?

No, finished now, but I still live locally. Are you still studying? If so, what?

[bored and confused]

Plastic and glass...oh dear.

Studying Theology...it's challenging.