Tonight

[ForeverSleepless]

So, does anyone have a lighter?

[lightofyourlife]

Dude, I've got, like, three, man.

[ForeverSleepless]

omg! can i have one? i almost lost my mind last night looking for one. it's amazing how a non smoker turns into a chain smoker after a few vodka drinks

[lightofyourlife]

There are few things more frustrating in life than being in possession of something you really want to set on fire and having no means to do so.
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Also related: "the very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"

[ForeverSleepless]

There are few things more frustrating in life than being in possession of something you really want to set on fire and having no means to do so.
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Also related: "the very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"

So you're a pyro huh? That's cool but you only have two hands! So hand over the extra lighter

And with the existence of Justin Bieber concerts, we need them now more than ever.

Though, just in case... I don't mean this!!!