Union Boy

[orudge]

That'd be Matthew, don't think he's on Facebook though, so you'll just have to go up to him and speak to him yourself! Do let us know how it goes though.

[Hennessy]

Words cannot convey the delight this thread has given me.

[Delts]

He is not on facebook. He is on this forum though and on the ents forum.

His phone number is 078********

I shall put more numbers up if the price is right

Also, if you want a conversation starter, try the current shenanigans of the ssc!

[RandomMusings]

Hmm I always assumed orudge was gay

I can assure you that's not the case.

I'm sure it's wrong on so many levels to state photos or it didn't happen at this juncture.....

[orudge]

I think such photos might prove too much for even this thread.

[Ruru Hedgehog]

We're all laughing now, but how would we react if this turned out to be a wonderful opportunity for our beloved Union hack? Bless his cotton socks and such like.

Besides, it's pushing the end of Spring: this is the time when everyone shacks up with someone else.
Well, everyone, that is, except a select few... Selected by an unfortunate combination of bad luck, shyness, and poor timing...
...
I hate Spring... -__-

[Interested]

Ok, so I tried to talk to him but I couldn't. He is just so... hot he makes me quiver at the knees! Does anyone know where he hangs out so I can like accidently trip him up so he would have to speak to me? I need to speak to him before the end of semester, and I don't drink, so I will not be able to get dutch courage, so its going to have to be some other way! please help me, I am getting desperate! Thanks!

[sophers]

He's currently sitting in the Union, on the sofas, mildly inebriated. I think now's your chance!
Go for it. He's a very pleasant guy.

[Delts]

He also just had a very lengthy discussion on where it is in fact possible to make love in the union without actually being caught. Now is definitely your chance. Go get 'im tiger

[edit]To late, he just left! [/edit]

He "hangs out" at the union though, and that's about it.

[Interested]

I would but I have an IR exam tomorrow morning that I am currently revising for, but thoughts of Matthew keep entering my head! I dont know what to do

[Sad]

Damn, I'd been about to leave for the union. I've thought he was cute for a long time but always been busy with other friends or to shy to talk to him. Since my exams are over I may spend more time in the union to see if I can pluck up the courage to talk to him.

[sophers]

Awww, you guys. Just go for it. Just approach him and ask about the Bops next week. I'm sure he'll be able to fill you in, and you never know, it could be the start of something beautiful.

[RandomMusings]

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I think the above explains enough about the way this thread has developed.

[orudge]

I think the above explains enough about the way this thread has developed.

Heh. Oh dear. Shouldn't we all be out getting drunk somewhere by now?

[Delts]

I fucking hate sophers.

[Jono]

You're an Asshole!

[RandomMusings]

Once again, I find myself agreeing with Jono..... weird

(sorry Delts :p)

[Delts]

Sophers had sinner raped me, she deserved it.

And Jono is also an asshole.

[dac]

Just approach him and ask about the Bops next week. I'm sure he'll be able to fill you in

<puerile laughter>

[Guest]

Is this the chap you're after?