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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Delts on Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:34 pm

lived under the venue 1 stage with...
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Ruru Hedgehog on Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:17 pm

... The colony. Little did she know, however,...
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby orudge on Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:33 pm

that there would be a man with a hat on the prowl. The man...
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Ruru Hedgehog on Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:33 pm

... knew fine Old Mrs Hubbard's name, but instead preferred to call her...
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby RandomMusings on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:04 am

by her pseudonym, 'Spike', a rather unfitting name because it....
...and as the red red robin of time goes bob bob bobbin under the snowplough of eternity.... I see it's time to end
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Mulierculum on Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:24 pm

was also the name of her pet dog. Now, when Old Mrs Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggy - who we now know was also called Spike - a bone, she...
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby stripedtights on Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:08 pm

found a pink elephant flying at her, flapping its golden wings and shrieking...
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Hennessy on Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:51 pm

"IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZER" which it did, and old Ms Hubbard was fucking murdered on the spot.

Thus endeth the lesson, shoop da woop, my children.

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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby RandomMusings on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:34 am

...except that it wasn't, because at that very moment, a......
...and as the red red robin of time goes bob bob bobbin under the snowplough of eternity.... I see it's time to end
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby orudge on Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:38 am

penguin appeared and declared itself King of the Universe. The elephant...
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Ruru Hedgehog on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:56 pm

... stopped and pondered for a moment whether or not he had gotten involved in a live action Pokémon movie. His fears were confirmed when...
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Power Metal Dom on Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:55 am

...thousands of /b/tards arrived threatening to take over The Sinner, brandishing a dildo the elephant...
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Hennessy on Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:58 am

voted for Mccain, after all that had happened, why would he vote for a nig - ...
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby RandomMusings on Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:49 am

-ella lawson look-alike when all she can do is cook a little, so he/she/it decided to.....
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Hennessy on Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:38 am

...muse a while on a fucking awesome save he'd just witnessed, in a thread which was the online equivalent of rows of monkeys chained to typewriters, when he was clouted in the back of the head by an almighty watermelon-shaped...
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Ruru Hedgehog on Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:05 pm

... dose of pathos. With not a hint of sarcasm in it's voice, the elephant shouted: "...
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Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Hennessy on Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:30 am

"I smell KFC!" as Hennessy's mind whirred into action to insert at least one racist connotation into EVERY one of his posts on this thread, he wondered if he was losing his integrity as a human being, but ..
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