Quoting Director of Services from 00:48, 11th Apr 2005
You can come talk to me, Bonnie Ryder, the Director of Services, and Phil Hulse, Deputy Building Supervisor, about it.
We can be found on the middle floor of the Students' Association Building during the days.
Alternatively you could act on the advice given on this legitematised public forum, and make sure bouncers have had background checks and proper training, rather than the dubious claims of Mr. Magic Sandlan (a name he picked of many thought up by his peers on a drunken ight out, no doubt) that for his staff, (and I quote from his once glossy, but now tea-stained brochure,) "Being pleasant and patient is a necessity." A document of similar quality I'm sure you've stashed somewhere. Having completed four training courses at Aberdeen College, each member of the
Saltire Haven LTD. Corporate Hospitality and Event Management, well to be serious, you've got to read it for full effect, though I'd have to say that I've noticed that on the whole they do a good job, they're occasionally let down by the odd irritated chap/chapess nearing the end of his/her shift, and this can spoil your overall experience of being "bounced." I'm sure all you would need to do is find the let-down individuals and ask that they be assigned to an establishment where violence is more welcome, and thus improve our overall feeling of wellbeing, 'cos Magic can't be there all the time.
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