I'm a pyromaniac

[Hennessy]

Yes, the Lizard was me, I'm so sorry everyone.

Seriously though, if burning random crap is a "secret" I have in the past burnt religious texts, bad movies, other people's clothes, and even destroyed a scientology DVD with a makeshift flamethrower while doing Xena's patented warbling scream.

I recently found out there are pagans living in Albany Park, so I'm going to erect a burning cross outside their house. Unfortunately I can't let your cameraman shoot my face, perhaps I could wear my white linen bedsheets while I do it?

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"What happened to Spoon?"
"There is no Spoon"
Dog Soldiers

[katticus metallicus]

Eeek!!
If you were tipped off to pagans in Albany by a big chalk pentagram near the door then please don't erect burning crosses as that is my house.
Two bitches who I unfortunately share said house with did it, if you want to burn them then that is fine but id rather it was done away from my house as I don't want it to burn down-Will gladly photograph the pagan burning for you (if you find a mask to hide your identity)

[SpidersfromMars]

I hope your pubes catch fire in a most embarrassing and painful way, (as should be the fate of all wannabe pyros)