Top 3 most scariest things

[Happy-Go-Lucky]

[s]iohannes wrote on 12:27, 5th May 2004:[i]
Big spider (for the UK anyway):
http://crumble.org/albums/misc/DSCF0010_001.jpg

Holly God! That's gigantic! How can something like that exist in this country? That's probably the same size, or maybe a tiny bit bigger than the one that chased me around my room. And my god, the big ones are fast. Once when I was at home sitting on a sofa, my Mum turned to me and said, "uh, I don't want you to panic, but there is a HUGE spider right next to your head." Well, you can imagine how calm I was after that. I just about screamed the house down, and I hadn't even seen it at that point. The horrible beast was walking along the back of the sofa, and was literally about an inch from my face when my Mum spotted it. I think they are attracted to me or something. They seem to follow me. Maybe they can smell my fear.

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Life is like a used teabag: No matter how hard you try, you can never get much out of it.

[moonshine boy]

I think they are attracted to me or something. They seem to follow me. Maybe they can smell my fear.

Maybe they smell pussy

[iohannes]

We used to get those spiders in our house all the time, mainly because we used to live next to an apple orchard. When they cut the orchard down and built houses there, we see them less and less. Which is sad, but also great: really annoying when one of those buggers was in the bath.

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[Bonnie]

1. that there isn't a God (imagine that all of this is for nothing.)
2. really enclosed spaces like being stuck in a drain pipe or being buried alive and no one knows you're there.
3. that I'll turn into my mom.

[iohannes]

[s]Bonnie wrote on 16:08, 5th May 2004:
1. that there isn't a God (imagine that all of this is for nothing.)


It wouldn't be for nothing. It would cause us to actually live our lifes to the full because we would know that this is all there is. It would allow us to finally treat others decently because we know that this is all that they have - no allowance for treating others like crap because they will go to paradise when they die. There would be no burying our heads in the sand and hoping, praying, for a salvation that wouldn't come. Of course that's a humanist point of view, but I don't see that as anything to be scared of. If I was religious, I'd be more scared of believing in the wrong God.

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[jlk2]

1) Toilets
2) Level crossings
3) Fig rolls

[for goodness sake]

[s]moonshine boy wrote on 13:55, 5th May 2004:
I think they are attracted to me or something. They seem to follow me. Maybe they can smell my fear.

Maybe they smell pussy


Maybe you should just be quiet and stop being such an annoying typical (sorry to all other men) bloke. That was just rude and uncalled for. Perhaps you should have a think about why you feel you have something to prove.

[lol]

[s]moonshine boy wrote on 13:55, 5th May 2004:
Maybe they smell pussy


Having read some of your posts....you don't happen to be a huge fan of a main character in Star Trek do you? Or like provoking arguments on the personals board and this one cos you have nothing better to do?

Just checking...ho hum.

[Wong]

I really hope that's not the view of the behaviour of a "typical bloke".

[hr]You would not feel sadness if you never tasted joy
That's the curse of humans - born in passion, you destroy

[moonshine boy]

Having read some of your posts....you don't happen to be a huge fan of a main character in Star Trek do you? Or like provoking arguments on the personals board and this one cos you have nothing better to do?

F*ckin chill out

[tintin]

1. Kate Bush when she's a bee in her bonnet.
2. Loneliness in the middle of the night.
3. Drinking myself to death (which will happen sooner or later).

[strikethepose]

[s]Chain Mailer wrote on 14:35, 4th May 2004:

2)Flying Daddy-long-legs (they're after me I swear! Evil little dive bombing monsters!)


oh my god i thought i was the only one! its even worse when you dont have a non- daddy-long-legs-phobic to kill them for you...
i've had two in my room already (GAH!GAHGAH!!!!) and it was not in the slightest bit fun. and is it just me or is it bizarrely early for them to be attacking me? i thought i was safe for a few months yet...

other things that scare me...
taking an ecg. which incidentally, i may have to do on friday. with a horribly complicated machine with lots of buttons that i dont know how to work
the end of blair witch project. still the scariest 15 minutes of my life.

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BOROMIR: Don't call me an idiot, dork.
LEGOLAS: This is no mere dork. This is your King. And my boyfriend.
Silence as entire COUNCIL stares at ARAGORN and LEGOLAS.
ARAGORN: (in Elvish) Great, Legolas. Just great.

[lol]

[s]Wong wrote on 17:41, 5th May 2004:
I really hope that's not the view of the behaviour of a "typical bloke".


Luckily these days most guys don't fit into the idea of a "typical bloke" anyway, just the eejit ones that like insulting people on message boards, making fun of people not like them, playing football/rugby in hall corridors, smashing stuff in halls, and are determined to act like 14 year olds forever cos it makes them look big and hard etc etc. Most "men" are not like this, just the boys.

Oh and I'm guessing it is a captain of star trek fan then, or at least an admirer of a certain fan. How fast will they kill this thread I wonder?

[Wong]

Hah, I've only just got that, "lol" - thick as I am. I don't think that it's the same as before, but you never know.

[hr]You would not feel sadness if you never tasted joy
That's the curse of humans - born in passion, you destroy

[Lenana]

1. Feet

2. Angry cats

3. Uni Hall's warden

[lol]

Should really answer the question I guess

1) exams - I hate them, no matter how important they are or how well I think I will do my stomach reacts in the same way everytime and decides I'll do much better in my exam if I feel like I'm going to throw up throughout the whole of it and the whole day leading up to it :/ This would be why I prefer morning exams.

2) white bra's of any size shape or form.

3) fish - alive fish that is and only the ones that are big enough for you to see them watching you. Or actually dead ones that still have eyes and scales.

Actually only non-pixar fish are not scary. And fish with teeth are just wrong.

[Unimpressed]

[s]Unregisted User lol wrote on 19:03, 5th May 2004:
[s]Wong wrote on 17:41, 5th May 2004:

Luckily these days most guys don't fit into the idea of a "typical bloke" anyway,...

Sigh, how right you are, the feminists have won. Soon men shall be buying tampoms.

[quarterstaff]

1) anything fast, and 'buggy' especially spiders.

2) cotton wool - i cant touch it - the sight of it makes me tense us- its just so HORRIBLE - the dry clinging......euch! even thinking about it is making my hands go tingly. yuck! grrrrr! hates! if its wet - i can tolerate it, but dry - aaaargh. *shudders*

3) people who dont use their brains and allow emotion and instinct to rule them.

[bought_the_tee_shirt]

a) The thought that the catholic church might be right (in which case I'm f***ed).

b) Dying before I fall in love.

c) A women, after you have, albeit accidentily, chinned her with your elbow.

[iohannes]

Some more piccies of that spider:
http://crumble.org/albums/misc/DSCF0009.jpg
http://crumble.org/albums/misc/DSCF0011_001.jpg
http://crumble.org/albums/misc/DSCF0012.jpg

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