by Cain on Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:16 pm
Yesterday's Mail on Sunday had a few classics.
A big page attacking Tony blair for wearing aBritish olympics 2004 adidas polo shirt. The scoundrel! the turncoat! if he wanted to wear a british olympic 2004 polo shirt, he could at elast have picked a british olympic 2004 polo shirt made by a british company, instead of a bunch of germans.
Now, i have becomne obsessed with finding other athletes in our olmpic squad who follow the path of benedict arnold, and wear the clothes of the enemy. The great hope of british boxing, who won 32-12 this afternoon? a german sympathiser. the rowing team? again, more loyal to the land of schnitzel than to old blighty.
Now, why aren't these athletes being given the beatings that they deserve for not supporting british firms. So remember, if they're not wearing Reebok, or admiral, then they don't deserve your support, because they aren't supporting you.
I would be great working for the daily mail.
Also, a few weeks ago in the night & day, their magazine on sundays, Molly watson god a full two pages to lay into Keira Knightley, for her insipid accent, laughable acting skills tat consist of a lack of expression and total over acting, and her bony figure. This week, she's at it again.
Why does the mail have this vendetta against keira knightley? and isn't it a bit much to run two attacks on her in the space of a month?
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